14 Texts You Send To An Acquaintance Vs. Your Best Friend

    "If I kill someone, do you have a shovel I can borrow?"

    1. When a mutual acquaintance is getting married:

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    2. When you have to cancel plans:

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    3. Attending the wedding of an acquaintance:

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    4. The amount of detail you go into:

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    5. When you had a messy night:

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    6. When they need wardrobe advice:

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    7. Doing things you don't really want to do:

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    8. When you lend them money:

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    9. Texts from the waiting room:

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    10. The definition of "so gross":

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    11. Watching TV:

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    12. When you're mortified:

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    13. When you have a sex dream:

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    14. When you have nightmare housemates:

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