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14 Texts You Send To An Acquaintance Vs. Your Best Friend

"If I kill someone, do you have a shovel I can borrow?"

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1. When a mutual acquaintance is getting married:

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2. When you have to cancel plans:

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3. Attending the wedding of an acquaintance:

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4. The amount of detail you go into:

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5. When you had a messy night:

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6. When they need wardrobe advice:

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7. Doing things you don't really want to do:

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8. When you lend them money:

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9. Texts from the waiting room:

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10. The definition of "so gross":

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11. Watching TV:

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12. When you're mortified:

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13. When you have a sex dream:

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14. When you have nightmare housemates:

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