1. "Oh, look it's my junk!"

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2. "He's got a big candy cane"

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3. "Fuzzy Santa"

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4. "This lord's a-leaping"

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5. "Bodybuilding Santa"

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6. "Hay, hay, hay"

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7. "Peekaboo"

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8. "He's too big to fit underneath your tree"

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9. "He's ready for his cork to pop"

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10. "Santa Flasher"

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11. "Oh these oven mitts feel funny on my junk!"

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12. "Bronzen Santa"

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13. "Nipple twister"

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14. "He's down on his knees for you"

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15. "He wants you for Christmas"

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16. "He's the top gift"

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17. "Clean-shaven Claus"

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18. "He's covered in powder cause he's so excited"

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19. "Come and lick his lollipop"

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20. "Cool Santa"

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21. "He's got a big (Adam's) apple"

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22. "Got milk?"

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23. "Eyes up here..."

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24. "He has a soft spot for you"

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25. "Santa Derp"

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