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How Many Of These Iconically Fuckall Bollywood Movies Have You Seen?
Tch tch tch. If Zee Cinema and Sony Max were real people they'd be soo disappointed in you. It baffles me that you spend your Sundays doing anything more productive than binge-watching bad Bollywood movies, but also teach me your ways (because I think I have a problem).
I KNOW you're only watching bad Bollywood movies when the Friends reruns are over. These movies are nothing more than a distant memory of the person you used to be. Just remember: you can leave bad Bollywood but bad Bollywood never leaves you.
You're a fair-weather Bollywood fan. You've seen all the commercial movies that show up in today's pop-culture. Sure you've seen Baadshah and Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon but let me know when you've memorised all the dialogues of Gunda.
You're just the right amount of obsessed with awful Bollywood. Your childhood was probably awesome because you spent most of your time in front of the TV instead of going down to play. But like not in a loserly way. Honestly, hadh kar di aapne.
Aaah, finally the Bollywood maniac I've been waiting for. I have a question. Will you accompany me to bad Bollywood rehab? Because I think we really need it. And maybe some hobbies. Don't deny it. Admitting it is the first step to recovery. Chal mere bhai. Please.