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12 Hilarious Moments From SRK And Alia's "Koffee" With Karan Episode That'll Make Them Your Fav Duo

The season of LOLs, sassy burns and juicy celeb revelations is here.

Earlier tonight, Shah Rukh Khan and Alia Bhatt opened the fifth season of Koffee With Karan.

And here are the most hilarious moments from the episode that'll make you really glad about the show's return:

1. When Shah Rukh Khan read out the recipe of butter chicken as if he was almost orgasming.

2. When Alia Bhatt expressed her desire to have a "liaison" with Katrina Kaif.

3. When Alia told Johar to stooooop using Sidharth Malhotra, Varun Dhawan and Arjun Kapoor as her "Kill, Marry, Hook-up" choices.

4. When SRK, while impersonating Alia, gave this answer after being asked who the president of India is:

5. When Alia's response to picking between Ranbir Kapoor or Ranveer Singh as potential dates was relatable AF.

6. When SRK revealed himself to be an admirer of Ranveer Singh's "assets".

7. When SRK picked Alia as his co-star for a Fifty Shades of Grey remake and Johar was not on-board with it.

8. When SRK won the coveted "koffee hamper" for the fourth time.

9. When Johar asked SRK to put his "danda" up on the buzzer and the latter just couldn't deal with the phallic reference.

10. When they decided to drop the buzzers and, instead, yell their answers at Johar in an aggressively competitive fashion.

11. When Alia whacked SRK because he just wouldn't stop making fun of how "good" her general knowledge is.

12. And when Alia gave a goofy acceptance speech after nailing the general knowledge quiz.

You can watch the full episode on Hotstar here.