Which Celebrity Poop Story Always Makes You Laugh?

Everybody poops.

Everybody poops. Even your favorite celebs.

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Ed Sheeran once talked about how he sharted his pants while singing onstage.

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"I actually once misjudged a fart onstage, which ended up being a shart. It was midway through a performance, and I was really lively, and then halfway through I was like, all right. I'm just gonna stand still for the rest of this performance and hope it's over soon and then go home and throw these trousers out."

And Miriam Margolyes revealed one of her worst poop horror stories on The Graham Norton Show.

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"I was invited to a lovely dinner party... When I arrived, I flew into the loo and had this enormous shit. Then I flushed the loo and washed my hands and it didn’t go down. It wasn’t going down. And then I made this terrible mistake: I flushed the loo again. Not only didn’t it go down, but it sort of bubbled up to meet me. What I was afraid of was that it would surge over the bowl. I’m such a coward, so I backed out of the loo, closed the door, and instead of saying, 'How do you do? It’s lovely to meet you,' I said, 'I’ve blocked the loo with my shit and I don’t know what to do.'"

Or maybe you watched Serena Williams' Snapchat story when she had a poop attack after eating her dog's food.

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"I ate a spoonful. Don't judge me. I ate a spoonful. Let's fast-forward to two hours: I just ran to the toilet, like I thought I was gonna pass out. I mean, it did taste weird; I had to force-swallow... So now I feel really sick. It was just a spoonful. I am on the struggle bus. I really don't feel good."

We've all been there, so tell us your favorite celeb poop horror story via the comments below!

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