31 Ingenious Things That Would Happen #IfPakistanHadHollywood

"Transformers would just be a short documentary on load-shedding."

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#IfPakistanHadHollywood was trending on Twitter today, and the suggestions were brilliant. Clearly Hollywood needs to take a note from the desi Internet.

1.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then Transformers would just be a short documentary on load-shedding.

Balina@biaalinae

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then Transformers would just be a short documentary on load-shedding.

12:12 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

Hogwards ki train kabhi ati hi nai. #Ifpakistanhadhollywood

Fari ^-^@farheen98

Hogwards ki train kabhi ati hi nai. #Ifpakistanhadhollywood

12:13 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh superman ya gana gata

3#7!$#@M@echouniform69

#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh superman ya gana gata

10:53 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then the Mean Girls would star all lawn-buying- high-society aunties. On wednesdays we wear Sana Safinas!

Balina@biaalinae

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then the Mean Girls would star all lawn-buying- high-society aunties. On wednesdays we wear Sana Safinas!

12:14 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood The Hunger Games would've just been an hour-long video of a Desi Wedding.

Jaweriya.@Jaweriyaa

#IfPakistanHadHollywood The Hunger Games would've just been an hour-long video of a Desi Wedding.

10:34 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood King-Kong would have had a nikah ceremony with the scantily clothed girl.

Musharraf A. Farooqi@microMAF

#IfPakistanHadHollywood

King-Kong would have had a nikah ceremony with the scantily clothed girl.

10:42 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Ironman batteries pe chalta phir.

Baki 1 Paper ! :')@LeParkash

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Ironman batteries pe chalta phir.

11:18 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then 'The Hunger Games' would've been renamed as 'The Lungerr Games.'

.@LakaPuiPui

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then 'The Hunger Games' would've been renamed as 'The Lungerr Games.'

10:37 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

Emma Watson ka Hermione's ke naam se Gulshan Iqbal mein boutique hota. #IfPakistanHadHollywood

Shahalism@NotShahal

Emma Watson ka Hermione's ke naam se Gulshan Iqbal mein boutique hota. #IfPakistanHadHollywood

10:10 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Iron Man would've been portrayed by Sultan Rahi.

H a m z a@HashtagRao

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Iron Man would've been portrayed by Sultan Rahi.

10:32 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Silence of the lambs mein Eid-ul-Azha ki takhreebaat dikhaate.

Shahalism@NotShahal

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Silence of the lambs mein Eid-ul-Azha ki takhreebaat dikhaate.

10:17 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh Godfather ka role SIRF ek admi play kerta.

Shahalism@NotShahal

#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh Godfather ka role SIRF ek admi play kerta.

10:27 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood phir Too Fast Too Furious ka ek CNG version bhi release hota.

karachikhatmal@karachikhatmal

#IfPakistanHadHollywood phir Too Fast Too Furious ka ek CNG version bhi release hota.

10:23 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood James Franco 127hours bageir bijli ke survive karta

Hussain@Hussayy_

#IfPakistanHadHollywood James Franco 127hours bageir bijli ke survive karta

10:16 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

Spider-man aur Batman kissi pull ke neeche baith ker nashay kerte hue miltay. #IfPakistanHadHollywood

Shahalism@NotShahal

Spider-man aur Batman kissi pull ke neeche baith ker nashay kerte hue miltay. #IfPakistanHadHollywood

10:09 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood The Lion King = Babbar Baadshah

Uzma Naz@dimaghkidahi_

#IfPakistanHadHollywood
The Lion King = Babbar Baadshah

12:42 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Leonardo would have swimmed his way to shore to survive in the movie Titanic

Tuaha Sultan@TuahaSultan

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Leonardo would have swimmed his way to shore to survive in the movie Titanic

1:08 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood I would make a movie titled Gujjarpan Unleashed.

Maham Nadeem@nmaham

#IfPakistanHadHollywood I would make a movie titled Gujjarpan Unleashed.

1:01 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Then every zombie attack would start from lahore because of eating karahi ghost of mutant chicken

Chup.Chaap.Charlie@salmanahmad3

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Then every zombie attack would start from lahore because of eating karahi ghost of mutant chicken

12:57 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

Har proposal scene me "will you marry me" ka jawab " ami se puch k bataun gi" hota #IfPakistanHadHollywood

Maham Malik@MahamMalikLive

Har proposal scene me "will you marry me" ka jawab " ami se puch k bataun gi" hota #IfPakistanHadHollywood

11:50 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then transformers would be about getting everyone's AC working ALL the time!!

Akhy_66@akbar_rahim80

#IfPakistanHadHollywood then transformers would be about getting everyone's AC working ALL the time!!

12:45 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood hangover ki shooting heera mandi main hoti

Adnan Kidwai@adi_kid17

#IfPakistanHadHollywood

hangover ki shooting heera mandi main hoti

12:41 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Spiderman ka future

24.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Battle of the year = Saal da dangal

Uzma Naz@dimaghkidahi_

#IfPakistanHadHollywood
Battle of the year = Saal da dangal

12:43 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood motorway pa fast and furious 8 banti.

Iqra Salahuddin@LarkiLahoreKi

#IfPakistanHadHollywood motorway pa fast and furious 8 banti.

12:39 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Thewolf of wall streat must have been ... Chor bazar ka kuta .....

* WailA NikaMa *@BasitMalik_23

#IfPakistanHadHollywood

Thewolf of wall streat must have been ...

Chor bazar ka kuta .....

12:37 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Spider-man would have been in real shit

Tuaha Sultan@TuahaSultan

#IfPakistanHadHollywood
Spider-man would have been in real shit

11:50 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood Man Of Steel = Lohay daar Mard #FacePalm

Sam シ♥@Sumair_Kashmiri

#IfPakistanHadHollywood
Man Of Steel = Lohay daar Mard
#FacePalm

12:05 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

29.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood vampires in the movies would have been required to drink halal blood

Maham Malik@MahamMalikLive

#IfPakistanHadHollywood vampires in the movies would have been required to drink halal blood

11:56 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

30.

#IfPakistanHadHollywood ninja turtles gutter main kaisay rehtay?????

Adnan Kidwai@adi_kid17

#IfPakistanHadHollywood

ninja turtles gutter main kaisay rehtay?????

12:36 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

31. And the sad, sad truth...

#IfPakistanHadHollywood YouTube Will Start Working Again