31 Ingenious Things That Would Happen #IfPakistanHadHollywood
"Transformers would just be a short documentary on load-shedding."
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#IfPakistanHadHollywood was trending on Twitter today, and the suggestions were brilliant. Clearly Hollywood needs to take a note from the desi Internet.
1.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then Transformers would just be a short documentary on load-shedding.
Balina@biaalinaeFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then Transformers would just be a short documentary on load-shedding.
12:12 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2.
Hogwards ki train kabhi ati hi nai. #Ifpakistanhadhollywood
Fari ^-^@farheen98Follow
Hogwards ki train kabhi ati hi nai. #Ifpakistanhadhollywood
12:13 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
3.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh superman ya gana gata
3#7!$#@M@echouniform69Follow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh superman ya gana gata
10:53 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
4.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then the Mean Girls would star all lawn-buying- high-society aunties. On wednesdays we wear Sana Safinas!
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then the Mean Girls would star all lawn-buying- high-society aunties. On wednesdays we wear Sana Safinas!
12:14 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood The Hunger Games would've just been an hour-long video of a Desi Wedding.
Jaweriya.@JaweriyaaFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood The Hunger Games would've just been an hour-long video of a Desi Wedding.
10:34 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
6.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood King-Kong would have had a nikah ceremony with the scantily clothed girl.
Musharraf A. Farooqi@microMAFFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
King-Kong would have had a nikah ceremony with the scantily clothed girl.
10:42 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
7.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Ironman batteries pe chalta phir.
Baki 1 Paper ! :')@LeParkashFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Ironman batteries pe chalta phir.
11:18 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
8.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then 'The Hunger Games' would've been renamed as 'The Lungerr Games.'
.@LakaPuiPuiFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then 'The Hunger Games' would've been renamed as 'The Lungerr Games.'
10:37 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
9.
Emma Watson ka Hermione's ke naam se Gulshan Iqbal mein boutique hota. #IfPakistanHadHollywood
Shahalism@NotShahalFollow
Emma Watson ka Hermione's ke naam se Gulshan Iqbal mein boutique hota. #IfPakistanHadHollywood
10:10 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
10.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Iron Man would've been portrayed by Sultan Rahi.
H a m z a@HashtagRaoFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Iron Man would've been portrayed by Sultan Rahi.
10:32 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Silence of the lambs mein Eid-ul-Azha ki takhreebaat dikhaate.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Silence of the lambs mein Eid-ul-Azha ki takhreebaat dikhaate.
10:17 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
12.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh Godfather ka role SIRF ek admi play kerta.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood toh Godfather ka role SIRF ek admi play kerta.
10:27 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood phir Too Fast Too Furious ka ek CNG version bhi release hota.
karachikhatmal@karachikhatmalFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood phir Too Fast Too Furious ka ek CNG version bhi release hota.
10:23 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
14.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood James Franco 127hours bageir bijli ke survive karta
Hussain@Hussayy_Follow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood James Franco 127hours bageir bijli ke survive karta
10:16 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15.
Spider-man aur Batman kissi pull ke neeche baith ker nashay kerte hue miltay. #IfPakistanHadHollywood
Spider-man aur Batman kissi pull ke neeche baith ker nashay kerte hue miltay. #IfPakistanHadHollywood
10:09 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
16.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood The Lion King = Babbar Baadshah
Uzma Naz@dimaghkidahi_Follow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
The Lion King = Babbar Baadshah
12:42 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Leonardo would have swimmed his way to shore to survive in the movie Titanic
Tuaha Sultan@TuahaSultanFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Leonardo would have swimmed his way to shore to survive in the movie Titanic
1:08 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood I would make a movie titled Gujjarpan Unleashed.
Maham Nadeem@nmahamFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood I would make a movie titled Gujjarpan Unleashed.
1:01 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
19.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Then every zombie attack would start from lahore because of eating karahi ghost of mutant chicken
Chup.Chaap.Charlie@salmanahmad3Follow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Then every zombie attack would start from lahore because of eating karahi ghost of mutant chicken
12:57 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
20.
Har proposal scene me "will you marry me" ka jawab " ami se puch k bataun gi" hota #IfPakistanHadHollywood
Maham Malik@MahamMalikLiveFollow
Har proposal scene me "will you marry me" ka jawab " ami se puch k bataun gi" hota #IfPakistanHadHollywood
11:50 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
21.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then transformers would be about getting everyone's AC working ALL the time!!
Akhy_66@akbar_rahim80Follow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood then transformers would be about getting everyone's AC working ALL the time!!
12:45 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
22.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood hangover ki shooting heera mandi main hoti
Adnan Kidwai@adi_kid17Follow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
hangover ki shooting heera mandi main hoti
12:41 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
23.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Spiderman ka future
Shoaib leghari@KarachisBatmanFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Spiderman ka future
1:01 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
24.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Battle of the year = Saal da dangal
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
Battle of the year = Saal da dangal
12:43 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
25.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood motorway pa fast and furious 8 banti.
Iqra Salahuddin@LarkiLahoreKiFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood motorway pa fast and furious 8 banti.
12:39 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
26.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Thewolf of wall streat must have been ... Chor bazar ka kuta .....
* WailA NikaMa *@BasitMalik_23Follow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
Thewolf of wall streat must have been ...
Chor bazar ka kuta .....
12:37 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
27.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Spider-man would have been in real shit
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
Spider-man would have been in real shit
11:50 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
28.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood Man Of Steel = Lohay daar Mard #FacePalm
Sam シ♥@Sumair_KashmiriFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
Man Of Steel = Lohay daar Mard
#FacePalm
12:05 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
29.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood vampires in the movies would have been required to drink halal blood
#IfPakistanHadHollywood vampires in the movies would have been required to drink halal blood
11:56 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
30.
#IfPakistanHadHollywood ninja turtles gutter main kaisay rehtay?????
#IfPakistanHadHollywood
ninja turtles gutter main kaisay rehtay?????
12:36 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
31. And the sad, sad truth...
#IfPakistanHadHollywood YouTube Will Start Working Again
White Kaftan Gang ★★@TahirHaliluFollow
#IfPakistanHadHollywood YouTube Will Start Working Again
12:22 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite