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Can You Speak Lancashire?

Sit thee down and 'ave a gander at this 'ere quiz. Will you be oreyt, or a load of tosh?

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  1. 1. Put th'wood in th'owl.

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    Feed the birds.
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    Hand over the money.
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    Close the door.
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    Shut up.
  2. 2. Wot you skennin' at?

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    What's the matter with you?
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    What are you looking at?
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    What do you mean?
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    What are you up to?
  3. 3. Stop yer mitherin'.

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    Be quiet.
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    Don't panic.
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    Stop fussing.
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    Speak up.
  4. 4. She's a gradely lass.

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    She's a bad person.
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    She's confident.
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    She's clever.
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    She's a decent girl.
  5. 5. Wot's the scran?

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    What's to eat?
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    What's going on?
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    What's the problem?
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    How do we get out of here?
  6. 6. Eeh it's cowd.

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    It has rained.
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    It's ruined.
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    It's great.
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    It's cold.
  7. 7. Stop harpin' on.

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    Stop talking.
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    Stop fighting.
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    Stop running off.
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    Stop crying.
  8. 8. Neckin' on.

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    Being cheeky.
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    Talking too much.
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    Kissing.
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    Getting old.
  9. 9. Corporation pop.

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    Non-branded fizzy drinks.
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    Coca Cola.
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    Lemonade.
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    Water.
  10. 10. I wer well chuffed.

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    I was tired.
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    I was annoyed.
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    I was happy.
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    I was late.
  11. 11. Ey up, cock.

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    Hiya, mate.
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    You idiot.
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    What's the matter?
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    What did you say?
  12. 12. She's oinin' me.

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    She's calling me.
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    She's copying me.
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    She's doing my ironing.
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    She's annoying me.
  13. 13. It's crackin' flags.

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    It's raining hard.
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    It's really hot.
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    It's great.
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    It's a mess.
  14. 14. He couldn't hit a cow's arse wi' a banjo.

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    He wouldn't hurt a fly.
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    He's a terrible shot.
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    He doesn't know what's good for him.
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    He'll never get a date.
  15. 15. 'Ave a wesh.

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    You're having a laugh.
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    Think about it.
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    Wash yourself.
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    Have a try.
  16. 16. Owt er nowt?

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    Anything or nothing?
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    Out or in?
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    Empty or full?
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    Now or later?
  17. 17. Put yer kecks on.

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    Put your shoes on.
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    Put your glasses on.
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    Put your underwear on.
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    Put your trousers on.
  18. 18. Yer 'avin me on a butty.

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    You're joking with me.
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    You're being unfair.
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    You're annoying me.
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    You're hot.
  19. 19. I'm flummoxed.

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    I'm tired.
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    I'm confused.
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    I'm angry.
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    I'm delighted.
  20. 20. I'm spittin' feathers.

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    I'm full.
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    I'm thirsty.
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    I'm lost.
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    There's something in my mouth.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    But it can also mean "I'm furious", so, er, just make sure you read the situation right.

  21. 21. I'm gaspin'.

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    I'm thirsty.
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    I'm worn out.
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    I'm talking too much.
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    I'm sorry.
  22. 22. I'm jiggered.

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    I have a problem I can't escape.
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    I'm drunk.
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    I'm hungover.
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    I'm tired.
 
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