Why Scarlett Johansson Has Entered The Johannassaince

With new avant-garde sci-fi choices, and her own Marvel character, Scarlett Johansson has moved into her very own Johannassaince. REJOICE.

1. So far, Scarlett Johansson’s career has been going terribly.

Oh no! Not critically acclaimed cult indie films!

2. Oh heck, not critically acclaimed cult indie films featuring a momentous straight performance by beloved beacon of comedy movie history Bill Murray!

3. Oh bum - not badly written dystopian - oh actually, The Island actually was genuinely terrible, wasn’t it.

4. But then, for our gallant knight, things got a little bit better. Such as..good Woody Allen films!.

5. Bad Woody Allen films!

6. But hey, we’ve all had to suffer for our art, right.

7. For a while, things were a bit hit and miss.

8. But then this happened!

9. And Scarlett’s Natasha Romanoff took over the Marvel Universe in Iron Man…

10. Then in Avengers she was even more amazing, with tousled awesome woman hair and the dialogue of Joss Whedon

11. And popped in to help Captain America (via the medium of backflips)

12. But Scarlett didn’t need leather and guns to be so incredi-mazing, as Her proved, where you only heard her voice

Look how lovelorn Joaquin is with an electric box.

13. Then this year, she went ultra-sonic awesome with Under the Skin

14. Where she walked round Scottish Primarks, sexually enticing Celtic FC fans

With a wonderful Mary Poppins level of British accent

15. Next up, check out how awesome Luc Besson’s Lucy looks.

SHE CAN MAKE PEOPLE STOP IN THE STREETS. ALL OF OUR DREAMS

16. And don’t forget Avengers 2 is in the pipeline

17. And MAYBE even her own Black Widow movie

18. So here’s to the future of the Scarlett Johannaisance!

19. And brand new portmanteaus for a better world.

20. She recently said in an interview

21. DON’T WORRY SCARJO. WE LOVE IT TOO.

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