19 Things That Will Confuse The Fuck Out Of Anyone Not From Bolton

    Love us, love our pasty barms.

    Sophie Hall
    by Sophie Hall

    BuzzFeed Contributor

    1. Why this was an absolute SCANDAL.

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    It still hurts.

    2. Why a pasty shop is one of our proudest cultural landmarks.

    3. But why we also need another 10 million pasty shops just in case.

    4. Why this steeplejack is one of Bolton's hottest celebs.

    5. How this business model could ever work.

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    6. And why Olympus Fish and Chips will always be the best.

    7. Why this steak restaurant is shaped like a plane.

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    8. Why this Venga Bus is here.

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    9. Why our nightclubs are truly the greatest.

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    10. Why this football chant is one of Bolton's most powerful weapons imaginable.

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    11. Why this pasty is in this barm.

    12. Why we all love a bit of Fanny's.

    13. Why this location is a site of special scientific interest.

    14. Why this is an absolutely tear-jerking scene.

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    Never forget.

    15. And why this is an utter tragedy.

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    16. How our pints are so reasonably priced.

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    17. Why the Last Drop fireworks night is just the greatest day.

    18. Why you get a free Jaffa Cake with every tyre.

    19. And why this is the best advice you'll ever get.