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My sister just straight up told me when I was 10. She came into my room on Christmas Eve and was like ‘Hey Soph, Santa isn’t real’. I cried for about 3 hours....

This isn’t creepy but in my town in England a man jumped off the top of the church and tried to fly. He died a horrible and painful death but we hold a mini festival every year where people can abseil and zipline from the top of the church.

Apparently Miley Cyrus’s new song

This didn’t happen to me but it happened to my mum. She was on a bus and this random man came and sat next to her. The man kept on saying to people getting on the bus ‘ooo things can only get worse’. He eventually got off and said ‘cheerio everyone’. This was in like the 90s

Coraline. How is it even PG?!

I always bring an plug extension cause ya never know how many plugs there is

My number got given out to the whole year group last year and there was a boy (let’s call him Bob) and there was already a rumour that Bob liked me and I liked Bob (I didn’t). I would then get messages from people in my year who would say that we should go out and everything. I then… Read More

Most painful things in the world. 1. Giving birth 2. Being burnt alive Somewhere wayyyyy further down the list: getting a tattoo

Miss Phalangeeeeee