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31 Utterly Useless Things British Kids Learned At Primary School

*practices drawing "the S" forever*

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9. The bizarre clapping game “I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread”.

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The lyrics usually went on to talk about Elvis Presley and having a baby and then dying. Good times.

12. How to put on a firefighter's uniform really quickly.

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There was always a contest when the local fire brigade came round to tell you and your fellow seven-year-olds not to smoke in bed.

18. The "Magic Magic E" song.

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