1. How to get out of a parachute before you were trapped for the rest of your life.
2. How to run with a beanbag on your head.
3. And then sprint the length of a field whilst tied to your mate.
4. How to run while balancing a hard boiled egg on a spoon.
5. And how to get from one side of a field to another inside an old potato sack.
6. How to tell your future.
7. And the number of future boyfriends you were going to have based on how many pretend flowers you picked from a "garden".
8. How to make triangle shapes in Cat’s Cradle.
9. The bizarre clapping game “I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread”.
10. All the dance moves to "Saturday Night".
11. How to freeze when a playground monitor walked around ringing a bell.
12. How to put on a firefighter's uniform really quickly.
13. How to play "London’s Burning" on the recorder.
14. And then how to sing it in a round.
15. The "King of the Road" song.
16. What animals the different instruments represent in Peter and the Wolf.
17. The entire plot of Through the Dragon's Eye.
Scariest show in the entire world.