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22 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Also Me"

Me: "Why do I get sick so often?!" Also me: *Eats 30 pounds of candy and doesn't sleep ever*

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friends: im sorry we forgot to invite you :( me: no, its completely fine. it really is, dont worry also me:

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me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

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Me- "Why do I get sick so often?!" Also Me- "eats 30 pounds of candy and doesn't sleep ever"

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me: people take getting unfollowed way too seriously it's just social media it's not personal also me: did u just

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me: ok but who am I to judge? also me:

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me: doesn't care about pokemon me: like really not at all me: couldn't care less also me: intoxicated by intense wild uncontrollable FOMO

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me: sorry I can't go out tonight, I'm broke and really have been trying to save money also me: *purchases 14,500 Pokécoins for $99.99*

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me: im so tired i wanna sleep also me at 3 am:

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Me:*wears shorts to bed* Me:*has fan on highest speed* Me:*has windows open* Also, me: *covers myself w 5 blankets so I don't get cold*

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Me: I'm going to start getting up early and going to the gym Also me:

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me: being gay doesn't define me also me:

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Me: "Ugh I hate Kylie Jenner, I'm so tired of her" Also me:

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me: ok Dee ur on a very tiny sickness pension, don't buy anything unnecessary also me:

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me: fuck capitalism its the root of all evil death to- also me: falls for every single sale at every single mega billion capitalist company

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Me: I have to clean my room, do my homework, 3 projects are due tomorrow and I haven't started anything Also me:

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me: someone talk to me! also me: *can't hold a conversation, has nothing to say*

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Me: I'm so hot why won't someone date me Also me 6 days out of the week:

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me: im doin me ur doin u I don't need attention like that anyways also me: *notices my phone been dry for 5 hours*

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Me: Drama is for immature people Also me: #KimExposedTaylorParty

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me: i hate drama *drama starts* also me:

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