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friends: im sorry we forgot to invite you :( me: no, its completely fine. it really is, dont worry also me:
2.
me: 'I hate clingy people' also me:
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me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok
4.
Me- "Why do I get sick so often?!" Also Me- "eats 30 pounds of candy and doesn't sleep ever"
5.
Me: I want a summer body Also me:
6.
me: people take getting unfollowed way too seriously it's just social media it's not personal also me: did u just
7.
me: ok but who am I to judge? also me:
8.
me: doesn't care about pokemon me: like really not at all me: couldn't care less also me: intoxicated by intense wild uncontrollable FOMO
9.
me: sorry I can't go out tonight, I'm broke and really have been trying to save money also me: *purchases 14,500 Pokécoins for $99.99*
10.
me: im so tired i wanna sleep also me at 3 am:
11.
Me:*wears shorts to bed* Me:*has fan on highest speed* Me:*has windows open* Also, me: *covers myself w 5 blankets so I don't get cold*
12.
Me: I'm going to start getting up early and going to the gym Also me:
13.
me: being gay doesn't define me also me:
14.
Me: "Ugh I hate Kylie Jenner, I'm so tired of her" Also me:
15.
me: ok Dee ur on a very tiny sickness pension, don't buy anything unnecessary also me:
16.
me: fuck capitalism its the root of all evil death to- also me: falls for every single sale at every single mega billion capitalist company
17.
Me: I have to clean my room, do my homework, 3 projects are due tomorrow and I haven't started anything Also me:
18.
me: someone talk to me! also me: *can't hold a conversation, has nothing to say*
19.
Me: I'm so hot why won't someone date me Also me 6 days out of the week:
20.
me: im doin me ur doin u I don't need attention like that anyways also me: *notices my phone been dry for 5 hours*
21.
Me: Drama is for immature people Also me: #KimExposedTaylorParty
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me: i hate drama *drama starts* also me: