Buzz·Posted on 21 Jun 201618 Tweets About Primary School That Are Funny Because They're True*loses jumper in a pile* "no that's defo not my smell"by Sophie GaddBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kevin @KPFB14 mind at primary skl when ye wid lose yer jumper n started sniffing ppls jumper to see who had urs n you'd be lit "na thats defo no ma smell" 07:00 PM - 16 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jessica [s/h] @SMHJlMIN Remember in primary school when the teacher told everyone to be quiet and everyone had to sit like this 05:49 PM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Fuck Feelings. @PassionPosts In primary school when the teachers told you the story of the boy who swung back too far on his chair and cracked his head open 04:23 PM - 09 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Zoe. Xo @zoelouisesmithx #GrowingUpBritish your weekly assembly in primary school consisted of these two things🌚 07:08 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Callum @CAL4EVEREVER I remember going to my first gig and being shocked when the lyrics weren't up on a screen behind the band like in primary school assembly 02:12 PM - 13 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ryan Swain @SwainRyan Primary school kids today have iPhones. Man when I was their age I used to spread PVA glue on my hands, wait for it to dry and peel it off. 01:08 PM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Amanda @Pandamoanimum This is what happens when you let primary school children choose a name for an emu. 11:09 AM - 20 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. z @zxxchh remember at primary school when you and your pal were pretending to sharpen your pencils at the bin so you could have a private conversation 07:16 PM - 26 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. john oxborrow @johnoxborrow remember in primary school and a dog would somehow get in and everyone was going off their fucking heads 04:11 PM - 15 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. salim @s_ldn17 back in primary school when you dropped that line, 'I know you are but what am I?' 😂😂😂 03:26 PM - 13 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Disney Reactions @DisneyReactss How it felt sitting on the benches in assembly in primary school in Year 6 12:59 PM - 28 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Effi Mai @EffiMai #YouKnowYoureBritishWhen In primary school you HAD to have one of these to match your dress 05:32 PM - 13 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. vanessa @_vanessaeliza being one of the students in ur primary school class that was good at art so people would ask u to do bubble writing for them 10:53 PM - 28 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. johanna_emilia @Johanna_Emilia1 #YouKnowYoureBritishWhen back in primary school you got excited to get to the next level on these books 😭😂 09:12 AM - 18 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Adam Shaw @adam_shaw23 Remember in primary school when u used to write Christmas cards for everyone in ur class n dish them out at break 06:32 PM - 06 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 90's Years @90sYear #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow You could end a MFs life with one of these. 08:35 AM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Nick Wray @nickwray I never got my pen licence so I wrote with a lead pencil up until my 2nd year of uni when i found out it wasn't an actual law. 12:59 AM - 21 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Meigs @jordan_meighan Primary school first aid though, cut yourself, put a wet paper towel on it, got a sore head, wet paper towel, da just died, wet paper towel 11:02 PM - 26 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite