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18 Tweets About Primary School That Are Funny Because They're True

*loses jumper in a pile* "no that's defo not my smell"

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mind at primary skl when ye wid lose yer jumper n started sniffing ppls jumper to see who had urs n you'd be lit "na thats defo no ma smell"

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Remember in primary school when the teacher told everyone to be quiet and everyone had to sit like this

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In primary school when the teachers told you the story of the boy who swung back too far on his chair and cracked his head open

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#GrowingUpBritish your weekly assembly in primary school consisted of these two things🌚

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I remember going to my first gig and being shocked when the lyrics weren't up on a screen behind the band like in primary school assembly

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Primary school kids today have iPhones. Man when I was their age I used to spread PVA glue on my hands, wait for it to dry and peel it off.

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This is what happens when you let primary school children choose a name for an emu.

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remember at primary school when you and your pal were pretending to sharpen your pencils at the bin so you could have a private conversation

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remember in primary school and a dog would somehow get in and everyone was going off their fucking heads

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back in primary school when you dropped that line, 'I know you are but what am I?' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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How it felt sitting on the benches in assembly in primary school in Year 6

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#YouKnowYoureBritishWhen In primary school you HAD to have one of these to match your dress

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being one of the students in ur primary school class that was good at art so people would ask u to do bubble writing for them

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#YouKnowYoureBritishWhen back in primary school you got excited to get to the next level on these books πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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Remember in primary school when u used to write Christmas cards for everyone in ur class n dish them out at break

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#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow You could end a MFs life with one of these.

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I never got my pen licence so I wrote with a lead pencil up until my 2nd year of uni when i found out it wasn't an actual law.

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Primary school first aid though, cut yourself, put a wet paper towel on it, got a sore head, wet paper towel, da just died, wet paper towel