1. Jasmine's completely legit logic.
2. The entire plot of The Little Mermaid.
3. And this decision.
4. Every time Ariel is amazed by a fork, even though her father literally wields a trident.
5. This confusing concept.
6. Flawless logic.
7. This accurate depiction of the animal kingdom.
8. This thing, which will never make sense.
9. Honestly why are ducks so concerned about being nude?
10. This bird who forgot he was a bird.
11. Tarzan's accent.
12. And this.
13. Snow White's absolutely wild decision making.
14. And this.
15. This guy.
16. And of course, this shoe.
