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19 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "Dinner Date"

It's important and you should be watching it.

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2. At least one of the menus will be filled with uncomfortable innuendo/puns.

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"It'll only lead to 'treble' wasabi chocolate cake".

The cake did not lead to "treble" it led to an awkward hug :(


6. While one date, who has never cooked before, will attempt to make something quite ambitious and it will completely fail.

This is a failed attempt at ginger syrup.


12. And there will be some sort of awkward innuendo despite a total lack of sexual chemistry.

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This will be because one person has got pretty smashed to make up for the uncomfortableness of the occasion.


17. Which is made more upsetting by the fact that they have had to dress up for the occasion.

And drink a really sad single serving bottle of wine.

18. The winning date will then take place in another abandoned eatery that looks like it's part of a Travelodge.

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Is this filmed at like, 5am? Could they not find anyone to pretend to eat in the background to at least give it some atmosphere? The answer is no.