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19 Things You'll Get If You're Obsessed With Looking At Houses

Forever spending your life looking at dream houses.

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1. If you live in an expensive area, you spend half your life looking at houses in cheap places.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-40709022.html
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-40709022.html

Bleak double room in a house-share in Stratford = £650

Two-bedroom semi-detached house in Hull = £650

2. And you plan out a fantasy life for yourself whenever you find a cute house in a really random place.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30018153.html
Google Maps

"If I lived here I could get a dog and go for country walks every day! I would live in the middle of nowhere, though."

3. You also absolutely love looking at houses in other countries.

And imagining your life in that place.
Rightmove Overseas / Via rightmove.co.uk

And imagining your life in that place.

4. So you've probably found yourself looking at some random AF jobs.

Google

5. You have all the property apps on your phone.

Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed

6. And saved search areas.

So you can quickly see all the new places.
Foxtons

So you can quickly see all the new places.

7. Your favourite game is giving yourself an unlimited budget and just going wild.

"Sort price: descending" is my life goal.
primelocation / Via primelocation.com

"Sort price: descending" is my life goal.

8. And you're especially judgmental of rich people's interior design choices.

All that money and no taste.
primelocation / Rockstone Estate Agents / Via primelocation.com

All that money and no taste.

9. Nothing gives you more joy than a listing that has lots of photos.

The most disappointing thing is clicking on a house and only seeing a photo of the outside.
Rightmove / Via zoopla.co.uk

The most disappointing thing is clicking on a house and only seeing a photo of the outside.

10. You watch all the different property shows.

Channel 4
HGTV

"John and Lisa are poets from Glastonbury who've inexplicably got a budget of £500,000 to build a glass playroom extension on the family yurt for their 18-month-old baby Moonbeam": every episode of Grand Designs.

11. You can't handle listening to your friends who've bought houses already.

catchlights_sg / Getty / BuzzFeed
catchlights_sg / Getty / BuzzFeed

12. You often go on the Ikea website and pick out all your dream furniture.

And then just keep it in the basket, forever. :(
Ikea / Via ikea.com

And then just keep it in the basket, forever. :(

13. And you have opinions on all the ranges.

Fucked if I'm getting those Malm drawers.
IKEA / BuzzFeed / Sophie Gadd / Via ikea.com

Fucked if I'm getting those Malm drawers.

14. You've spent so much time stalking random houses that you have a lot of thoughts about bad interior design.

At least you won't have to get out of bed to make dinner.
Northfields Estate Agents

At least you won't have to get out of bed to make dinner.

15. And you definitely now think that you know loads about architecture.

"Oh yeah. we could definitely knock through that wall and make this open-plan." – you
Zoopla / Via zoopla.co.uk

"Oh yeah. we could definitely knock through that wall and make this open-plan." – you

16. You're really judgmental of strangers' furniture.

"And then every evening we sit around in our mismatching office chairs and look at the desktop icons."
Spareroom

"And then every evening we sit around in our mismatching office chairs and look at the desktop icons."

17. And you've got a lot of opinions about paint.

Why tho?
Cle Properties / Rightmove / Via rightmove.co.uk

Why tho?

18. You have dream house Pinterest boards.

It's where you go to relax.
@_Beth_Jarvis_ / Via Twitter: @_Beth_Jarvis_

It's where you go to relax.

19. Which means you now have extremely specific life goals.

This is honestly all I want.
Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed / IKEA

This is honestly all I want.