Buzz·Posted on 16 May 201624 Things Women Can Finally DoAt last.by Sophie GaddBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Park their cars. @windmills / Via Twitter: @windmills I've been driving round the block looking for a parking space for the last six years so this is a relief. 2. Listen to music. @peterdamien / Via Twitter: @peterdamien At last, we can find out what the men have been talking about all this time! 3. Read books. @Gabcsika_Me / Via Twitter: @Gabcsika_Me Don't worry, they're all about diets and how you can improve your terrible life. 4. Smoke weed. @Snappleyard / Via Twitter: @Snappleyard Women, you can get high and still retain your ladylike charm!! 5. Write with pencils. @lana_delgatsby / Via Twitter: @lana_delgatsby And you thought it was just pens! 6. Learn to play the ukulele. @SarabiForPres / Via Twitter: @SarabiForPres I imagine it only teaches you how to play sad Joni Mitchell songs. 7. Hammer things. @Shutupkim_ / Via Twitter: @Shutupkim_ Screw a shelf bracket to the wall ~femininely~. 8. Make their cars smell nice. @aaitkenradburn / Via Twitter: @aaitkenradburn I guess the regular air freshener for dudes smells like whisky and guns. 9. Maintain their vehicles. @Jason_Dawe_Com / Via Twitter: @Jason_Dawe_Com I wonder if vehicle maintenance for women is different to vehicle maintenance for men? 10. Play with Nerf guns. @trinculo73 / Via Twitter: @trinculo73 Boys have had the monopoly on foam dart–shooting toy weapons for way too long! 11. Go fishing. @The411on916 / Via Twitter: @The411on916 I guess it only catches lady fish? 12. Consume tuna spread. @miss_mcinerney / Via Twitter: @miss_mcinerney Lovely. 13. Eat bread. @anagomulka / Via Twitter: @anagomulka Normal bread is basically 100% testosterone. Probably. 14. Buy spinach. @YeahSkoraYeah / Via Twitter: @YeahSkoraYeah Good news ladies, we can finally get some of that spinach men have been keeping for themselves all this time. 15. Consume alcohol. @Sal0mey / Via Twitter: @Sal0mey Don't you dare order a beer! 16. Drink from a hip flask. @holIyshort / Via Twitter: @holIyshort And of course it's glittery and more expensive than the one for men. 17. Drink tea. Sophie Skywalker @brightonladybug Without the pink packaging and patronising blurb, I wouldn't have known this tea was for women! Thanks @Pukkaherbs! 10:12 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Punch things. @profmdwhite / Via Twitter: @profmdwhite It has a "softer feel" for your delicate lady hands. 19. Play golf. @kawaiisonny / Via Twitter: @kawaiisonny I'm pretty sure there's exactly the same... 20. And buy golf balls. @tibutler / Via Twitter: @tibutler Ladies: Don't ever touch a regular golf ball, you have no idea what could happen. 21. Wear false moustaches. @emilycclare / Via Twitter: @emilycclare I don't know why, but I'm excited to have this opportunity. 22. Protect their hands from the harsh garden environment. @ariesphobic / Via Twitter: @ariesphobic No more thorns in your hands, ladies! 23. And water their gardens. @FirePatronus / Via Twitter: @FirePatronus But only the most feminine plants. 24. Block out the sound of the patriarchy. @Ilana / Via Twitter: @Ilana Use them at parties when dudes are mansplaining your job to you.