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24 Things Women Can Finally Do

At last.

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1. Park their cars.

I've been driving round the block looking for a parking space for the last six years so this is a relief.
@windmills / Via Twitter: @windmills

I've been driving round the block looking for a parking space for the last six years so this is a relief.

2. Listen to music.

At last, we can find out what the men have been talking about all this time!
@peterdamien / Via Twitter: @peterdamien

At last, we can find out what the men have been talking about all this time!

3. Read books.

Don't worry, they're all about diets and how you can improve your terrible life.
@Gabcsika_Me / Via Twitter: @Gabcsika_Me

Don't worry, they're all about diets and how you can improve your terrible life.

4. Smoke weed.

Women, you can get high and still retain your ladylike charm!!
@Snappleyard / Via Twitter: @Snappleyard

Women, you can get high and still retain your ladylike charm!!

5. Write with pencils.

And you thought it was just pens!
@lana_delgatsby / Via Twitter: @lana_delgatsby

And you thought it was just pens!

6. Learn to play the ukulele.

I imagine it only teaches you how to play sad Joni Mitchell songs.
@SarabiForPres / Via Twitter: @SarabiForPres

I imagine it only teaches you how to play sad Joni Mitchell songs.

7. Hammer things.

Screw a shelf bracket to the wall ~femininely~.
@Shutupkim_ / Via Twitter: @Shutupkim_

Screw a shelf bracket to the wall ~femininely~.

8. Make their cars smell nice.

I guess the regular air freshener for dudes smells like whisky and guns.
@aaitkenradburn / Via Twitter: @aaitkenradburn

I guess the regular air freshener for dudes smells like whisky and guns.

9. Maintain their vehicles.

I wonder if vehicle maintenance for women is different to vehicle maintenance for men?
@Jason_Dawe_Com / Via Twitter: @Jason_Dawe_Com

I wonder if vehicle maintenance for women is different to vehicle maintenance for men?

10. Play with Nerf guns.

Boys have had the monopoly on foam dart–shooting toy weapons for way too long!
@trinculo73 / Via Twitter: @trinculo73

Boys have had the monopoly on foam dart–shooting toy weapons for way too long!

11. Go fishing.

I guess it only catches lady fish?
@The411on916 / Via Twitter: @The411on916

I guess it only catches lady fish?

12. Consume tuna spread.

Lovely.
@miss_mcinerney / Via Twitter: @miss_mcinerney

Lovely.

13. Eat bread.

Normal bread is basically 100% testosterone. Probably.
@anagomulka / Via Twitter: @anagomulka

Normal bread is basically 100% testosterone. Probably.

14. Buy spinach.

Good news ladies, we can finally get some of that spinach men have been keeping for themselves all this time.
@YeahSkoraYeah / Via Twitter: @YeahSkoraYeah

Good news ladies, we can finally get some of that spinach men have been keeping for themselves all this time.

15. Consume alcohol.

Don't you dare order a beer!
@Sal0mey / Via Twitter: @Sal0mey

Don't you dare order a beer!

16. Drink from a hip flask.

And of course it's glittery and more expensive than the one for men.
@holIyshort / Via Twitter: @holIyshort

And of course it's glittery and more expensive than the one for men.

17. Drink tea.

Without the pink packaging and patronising blurb, I wouldn't have known this tea was for women! Thanks @Pukkaherbs!

18. Punch things.

It has a "softer feel" for your delicate lady hands.
@profmdwhite / Via Twitter: @profmdwhite

It has a "softer feel" for your delicate lady hands.

19. Play golf.

I'm pretty sure there's exactly the same...
@kawaiisonny / Via Twitter: @kawaiisonny

I'm pretty sure there's exactly the same...

20. And buy golf balls.

Ladies: Don't ever touch a regular golf ball, you have no idea what could happen.
@tibutler / Via Twitter: @tibutler

Ladies: Don't ever touch a regular golf ball, you have no idea what could happen.

21. Wear false moustaches.

I don't know why, but I'm excited to have this opportunity.
@emilycclare / Via Twitter: @emilycclare

I don't know why, but I'm excited to have this opportunity.

22. Protect their hands from the harsh garden environment.

No more thorns in your hands, ladies!
@ariesphobic / Via Twitter: @ariesphobic

No more thorns in your hands, ladies!

23. And water their gardens.

But only the most feminine plants.
@FirePatronus / Via Twitter: @FirePatronus

But only the most feminine plants.

24. Block out the sound of the patriarchy.

Use them at parties when dudes are mansplaining your job to you.
@Ilana / Via Twitter: @Ilana

Use them at parties when dudes are mansplaining your job to you.