1.You would decide weeks in advance who you were going to sit next to on the coach.
2.The coach journey would involve not sleeping at all, so everyone would be RIDICULOUSLY tired on arrival.
3.You'd finally get to the insanely beautiful resort and no-one would pay attention because you'd all be too busy sorting out your room ~arrangements~.
4.Your hotel would fall somewhere between jail and a very bad youth hostel.
5.The hotel food would be completely terrible, and probably make half of your group violently ill.
6.So you’d spend the entire trip living off Haribo and Pringles that you bought at the service station.
7.And then you’d end up spending most of your pocket money for the trip on one meal in an alpine restaurant.
8.Someone would break a bone on the first day and spend the rest of the trip sitting with the teachers, bored out of their mind.
9.One of the teachers would completely wipe out and everyone would lose their minds.
10.And there would be one ski instructor who everyone fancied.
11.There would be one kid in your school who was secretly an amazing skier.
12.There would be an epic and extremely violent snowball fight on at least one of the days.
13.You’d be allowed “into town” in the evening where everyone would try and buy lethally strong European booze and cigarettes.
14.There would be some terrible “room party” which would basically involve everyone drinking the weird schnapps and playing Uno.
15.And your teachers would probably make you go to an awful underage eurotrash disco.
16.You'd end up falling asleep at 7pm at least once because you'd stayed up way too late.
17.Everyone would get really competitive on the last day because of the “race”.
18.And the person who won would absolutely treasure that trophy more than anything in their life.
19.Finally, when you got back you'd sleep for two days straight because you barely slept the whole time.
