1. This fly-tipped wine cooler.
Neighbour fly tipping an old wine cooler.. Oh #Clapham
2. This discarded black silk bow tie.
Even the litter in clapham is posh... #disgarded #ivegotanother #noteven100percentsilk #notaclipon
3. This offer from Clapham Oddbins.
Pfft, only in Clapham (or some equally yuppie place). What about the nurses and teachers??
4. This sign.
Peak Clapham.
5. This extremely Clapham estate agent slogan.
Oh Clapham... #bleugh
6. This excessively whimsical sign.
Saw Dapper Laughs at a bus stop and seconds later passed a shop with this sign. Fucking hate Clapham.
7. This horrendous Fourth of July party.
What the fuck Clapham?
Seriously, Clapham. Seriously.
8. This extremely posh fire.
9. This wine and charcuterie bar in a toilet.
Another converted toilet - Wine & Charcuterie by Clapham Common tube
10. This completely accurate description of a Clapham bouncers' dress code.
11. This restaurant that bans ketchup.
Love this :) found a lovely bistro called Gastro in Clapham. See no ketchup indeed cause the food is so tasty :) :)
12. This market stall that offered niche knitwear for all the family.
Only in Clapham...
13. This random Clapham Google Street View shot featuring five designer baby buggies.
hahaha even on a random google streetview shot you get #clapham at its finest *lol*
14. This sign telling a barista to shave off his beard.
Funny sign in Clapham....
The people of Clapham will not stand for this nonsense.
15. This graffiti.
I'm not saying everyone in Clapham is a cunt.... But I did read it so it's probably true.
:(
16. This blessing service in a church for dogs.
Oh, Clapham...
17. This upsetting Sainsbury's quinoa shortage.
18. The time Waitrose ran out of prosecco.
Clapham's #middleclass problems. Midday on a Saturday and all the #Prosecco has sold out.
19. And the time it ran out of hummus.
Looks like Clapham are fans @waitrose @crostamollica
20. David Cameron going down the Clapham Asda.
Waitrose is so last week. David Cameron is paying a visit to Asda in Clapham today.
21. This bar serving White Russians made out of quinoa vodka.
Awesome #whiterussian @TheKingandCo with #FAIRVodka #vodka #quinoa #glutenfree #gmofree #fairtrade #organic #clapham
22. And this pile of recycling.
Evidence of a middle class British summer on Clapham Common.