24 Things Men Can Finally Buy

    It's been a long time coming, boys.

    Sophie Gadd
    by Sophie Gadd

    BuzzFeed Staff, UK

    1. Toothpaste.

    @RubyJubilee / Via Twitter: @RubyJubilee

    If you don't use men's toothpaste you might have to go to the men's dentist and get your manly cavities filled. Probably with something really masculine like sawdust.

    2. Sunscreen.

    @_BeTheOverflow / Via Twitter: @_BeTheOverflow

    Make sure you wear this while you're out hunting for wolves with your bare hands or whatever it is men are meant to do on the weekends.

    3. Bath salts.

    @jessica_gravel / Via Twitter: @jessica_gravel

    Great for winding down after a long day of growing your beard and running the world.

    4. Cupcakes.

    @nipplescam / Via Twitter: @nipplescam

    Are you a man? Do you like the idea of eating delicious baked goods, but you're afraid that the light flavours and pretty frosting designs might be the start of a slippery slope to a life of drinking rosé and talking about the Kardashians with your gal pals? Then these are for you.

    5. Wheat biscuits.

    @kateluery / Via Twitter: @kateluery

    I mean these are basically just Weetabix packaged to look like a video game cover.

    6. Tea.

    @jinyongart / Via Twitter: @jinyongart

    Nothing like a steaming hot cup of masculinity to set you up for the day.

    7. Bread.

    @glumpeach / Via Twitter: @glumpeach

    Men's bread gives you the energy you need for doing manly things like golf and being allowed to walk around with your shirt off in summer.

    8. Yoghurt.

    @emmaestrub / Via Twitter: @emmaestrub

    IT'S REALLY POWERFUL, BRO.

    9. Nail buffers.

    @wntrsoldiers / Via Twitter: @wntrsoldiers

    Before this was invented men walked around with long, clawlike nails.

    10. Shower sponges.

    @dumbofficial / Via Twitter: @dumbofficial

    For manly skin.

    11. Umbrellas.

    @sotomayoreva / Via Twitter: @sotomayoreva

    At last, men can stop getting soaked in the rain.

    12. Dog shampoo.

    @snaaailey / Via Twitter: @snaaailey

    God forbid your male dog should smell like peaches.

    13. Water.

    @chroniclea3 / Via Twitter: @chroniclea3

    Finally, men can stop dying of thirst.

    14. Combs.

    @Bone_Rob / Via Twitter: @Bone_Rob

    Did you know men's hair is so powerful it would break a regular comb?

    15. Soap.

    @originalsettler / Via Twitter: @originalsettler

    FOR A MAN'S HAND. If a lady tried to wash her hands with one of these she'd probably just break her wrist.

    16. Laundry dryer sheets.

    @SimpleThim / Via Twitter: @SimpleThim

    I imagine these smell like a gym locker room.

    17. Books.

    @brvlee / Via Twitter: @brvlee

    BOOKS FOR DUDES ABOUT MANLY THINGS LIKE SPORTS AND ALSO MORE SPORTS.

    18. Birthday cards.

    @sarahelizbth_ / Via Twitter: @sarahelizbth_

    That's not even a pun, is it?

    19. Sweets.

    @ladygurningsoul / Via Twitter: @ladygurningsoul

    They're exactly the same as regular sweets, but at least they say "man" on the outside.

    20. Lip balm.

    @emeliorist / Via Twitter: @emeliorist

    See that it has been ENGINEERED like other cool manly things such as cars and lawnmowers.

    21. Sore throat lozenges.

    @CyborgReine / Via Twitter: @CyborgReine

    They've called them "lozzers" because apparently that's more masculine than lozenges.

    22. Candles.

    @elitvit / Via Twitter: @elitvit

    "Mandles".

    23. Hand gel.

    @kaylamatterss / Via Twitter: @kaylamatterss

    To get rid of all those macho germs on your hands.

    24. Toilet wipes.

    @elizaexx / Via Twitter: @elizaexx

    The slogan says "legit dudes only". OK.