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31 Useless Things Every Teenager Bought From Camden Market

So many pairs of fingerless gloves.

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1. Unofficial Banksy merchandise.

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2. Piano belts.

Important to wear several belts at once.
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Important to wear several belts at once.

3. Black tutus.

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4. Fingerless arm warmer gloves.

Or lace ones, if you were feeling really risky.
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Or lace ones, if you were feeling really risky.

5. Striped skinny jeans.

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6. Earrings that were massive spikes.

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7. Plugs.

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8. Really inappropriate Cyberdog rave clothing.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cyberdog-Pinstriped-Jacket-Top-/151942343102?hash=item23607829be:g:gqEAAOSwL7VWjqYh
https://www.flickr.com/photos/brostad/5157524693

Most likely you just dared each other to go into the basement.

9. Spiked wrist cuffs.

"It's not a phase mum, it's who I am".
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"It's not a phase mum, it's who I am".

10. Rolling Stones tongue belt buckles.

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11. Sound activated equalizer t-shirts that lit up.

IT LIGHTS UP YOU KNOW.
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IT LIGHTS UP YOU KNOW.

12. Neon face paint.

To put on your face in dots at Reading Festival.
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To put on your face in dots at Reading Festival.

13. Neon hair extensions.

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14. Manic panic hairdye

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15. Hilarious weed related items.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/T-shirt-t-shirt-ADIHASH-adihasz-ganja-marihuana-/221876535123?var=&hash=item33a8df3f53:m:mbpCk0Zv7NQrFh2-wuWVSDA
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Keep-Calm-And-Smoke-Weed-Ceramic-Mug-Can-Be-Personalised-Cannabis-Rasta-Funny-/400777489487?hash=item5d50332c4f:g:TfgAAOSwfcVUIF6t

To indicate your lack of respect for society.

16. Shisha pipes.

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17. Incense.

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18. Grunge army jackets.

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19. Doc Marten "style" boots.

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20. Criminal Damage skull dresses.

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21. Superhero t-shirts.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Boys-Unisex-Classic-T-shirt-TOP-Quality-Superman-T-Shirt-4-Color-All-Sizes-/201115819543?var=&hash=item2ed36fde17:m:mRx5VKmh0OTli8ZwBfGvtRw
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Batman-Superman-T-Shirt-Cotton-Black-Royal-Red-White-Tee-Shirt-New-Lot-/181788306745

Superman for scene kids, Batman for emos.

22. Green Day wristbands.

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23. Anarchy t-shirts.

Probably paid for with pocket money from your parents.
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Probably paid for with pocket money from your parents.

24. Poppers.

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25. Fake Ray Ban wayfarer glasses.

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26. Skull bandanas.

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27. These scarves.

In many many colours.
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In many many colours.

28. Misfits shoes.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IRON-FIST-MISFITS-FUGLY-WOMENS-BLACKSKULL-PRINT-BOW-CALF-BOOTS-R19A-23A-/331141977469?var=&hash=item4d1999957d:m:m0gXE4csJRh0DyREkSfsyvQ
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IRON-FIST-Misfits-High-Top-Sneaker-Mens-Black-/151897117504?var=&hash=item235dc61340:m:m5myWFGxPsJjHf0VSF4huzA

29. Skinny ties.

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30. Clash and Ramones T-Shirts.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-CLASH-OFFICIAL-LARGE-LONDON-CALLING-T-SHIRT-/221982304578?hash=item33af2d2942:g:kBkAAOSwLN5WhTxq
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-Ramones-t-shirt-large-42-chest-punk-rock-biker-/111871006249?hash=item1a0c081629:g:~IwAAOSw5ZBWQkdj

Even though you likely had never listened to any of their music.

31. Just a bunch of shit with wolves on.

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