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22 Of The Most Outrageously Middle-Class Foods To Ever Exist

Anyone for kale pesto?

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1. This pesto.

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2. This middle-class flavour explosion.

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3. This excessively posh hummus.

And yes, that is indeed a huge typo.
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And yes, that is indeed a huge typo.

4. Fruity, fizzy crisps.

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5. This gingerbread cricketer.

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6. Fig & horseradish kale chips.

Vom.

7. Quinoa on the go.

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8. Everything on this shelf.

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9. These snacks.

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10. Middle-class popcorn for dogs.

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11. And even posher canned dog food.

I would probably eat this.
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I would probably eat this.

12. Ready-to-eat quails' eggs.

For when you crave quails' eggs on the go.
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For when you crave quails' eggs on the go.

13. Pheasant eggs.

Imagine finding out your pheasant eggs weren't seasonal!!!
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Imagine finding out your pheasant eggs weren't seasonal!!!

14. £9.49 oats.

They're still just oats though.
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They're still just oats though.

15. Brussels sprout guacamole.

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16. This crème brûlée street food stand.

The most middle class food stand in the world

17. These cornflakes.

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18. And this cereal.

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19. Quinoa vodka.

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20. Merlot grape juice.

The most middle class thing I've ever seen! https://t.co/X058zQJwT0

21. This excessively middle-class bread combination.

Quinoa sourdough. Of course.
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Quinoa sourdough. Of course.

22. And this muesli.

Fucksake.
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Fucksake.