1. You’ve been known to make a lot of dad jokes.
2. And you have a strong affinity for puns.
Guys check out my tan line.
3. You're as bad as your dad at keeping up to date with slang.
Is it just me or does anyone else full body cry laugh when their elders don't understand text slang😂😂😂
4. And you absolutely do not understand young people fashion.
hahahahahahaha I want to die
5. So you really buy only clothes and accessories based on how practical they are.
GORE-TEX OR GTFO.
6. And all of your shoes are extremely sensible.
7. You get really excited when you receive practical Christmas presents.
8. You shop around and research everything in great detail before purchasing it.
9. You own a tool box.
10. You hate it when anyone adjusts the thermostat.
well my dad taped the thermostat so that I couldn't turn the heat up anymore.
11. You geniunely enjoy doing crosswords and reading the newspaper.
12. And you mostly like to watch TV shows about people doing DIY, gardening, and war documentaries.
13. You are able to fall asleep anywhere.
my dad fell asleep with a giant dinosaur pillow pet covering his upper body and face
At the cinema. While watching TV. While sitting in an incredibly uncomfortable chair.
14. You have in the past refused to admit that you're sick.
15. You have been known to get up early on the weekend to do productive things.
16. And you actually enjoy gardening and mowing the lawn.
17. You’re really into dad music.
18. So you can’t deal with radio stations that play chart music.
19. And you exclusively do dad dancing.
20. Your phone case is so huge your phone could survive being dropped off a cliff.
