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22 Signs You’re Actually A Middle-Aged Dad Trapped In A Twentysomething’s Body

Sensible coats *prayer hands*

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2. And you have a strong affinity for puns.

3. You're as bad as your dad at keeping up to date with slang.

Is it just me or does anyone else full body cry laugh when their elders don't understand text slang😂😂😂

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4. And you absolutely do not understand young people fashion.

7. You get really excited when you receive practical Christmas presents.

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Such as socks or a lovely new hammer.

8. You shop around and research everything in great detail before purchasing it.

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You definitely keep things in your Amazon cart for ages before you decide whether you actually want to buy them.

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10. You hate it when anyone adjusts the thermostat.

well my dad taped the thermostat so that I couldn't turn the heat up anymore.

13. You are able to fall asleep anywhere.

my dad fell asleep with a giant dinosaur pillow pet covering his upper body and face

At the cinema. While watching TV. While sitting in an incredibly uncomfortable chair.

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16. And you actually enjoy gardening and mowing the lawn.

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If you don't have a garden, you've fantasised about what you would do if you had one. And you've had opinions about other people's bad gardens.

17. You’re really into dad music.

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20. Your phone case is so huge your phone could survive being dropped off a cliff.

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Because you understand HOW DAMN EXPENSIVE they are. Bonus points if it has a belt clip attachment.

21. You don’t like asking for directions when you’re lost.

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Asking for directions is admitting defeat.

22. And NOBODY is allowed to eat in your car.

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GODDAMN KIDS DON'T GET HOW HARD IT IS TO GET THOSE CRUMBS OUT THE SEATS.

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