1. There was no such thing as the Facebook message seen tick.
2. Because Facebook barely existed at all.
3. So you didn't spend hours of your life Facebook-stalking people you used to go to school with.
4. And you didn't have to worry about getting tagged in an awful photo.
5. There was much less chance of your mum stalking you online.
6. And it was a lot harder for future employers to find out everything about you online.
7. You never experienced the pain of lying in bed and dropping a smartphone on your face.
8. And you rarely had to worry about smashing your phone screen.
Because your Nokia 3410 literally never broke.