Buzz·Posted on 11 Sept 201621 Random Things You Find In Every Teacher's BagSo many dried up markers.by Sophie GaddBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Non-working biros. @FredCookeNZ / Via Twitter: @FredCookeNZ They basically breed in your bag. 2. And several of these markers, only one of which works. Made in China / Via nbsunny.en.made-in-china.com 3. A stack of marking to do. @KyleLeaman / Via Twitter: @KyleLeaman 4. At least one empty Tupperware. @TStratford / Via Twitter: @TStratford Containing the remnants of your lunch from several days ago. 5. A fork. @emilyjoneswho / Via Twitter: @emilyjoneswho Because your staff room has a serious cutlery shortage you have to carry your own. 6. A single exercise book. @elzibelz / Via Twitter: @elzibelz For some reason. 7. A reading book or textbook. https://twitter.com/RehamKhan1/status/772431918797316096 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CGP-Key-Stage-Three-FRENCH-The-Study-Guide-/291860494204?hash=item43f43db77c%3Ag%3AsmoAAOSwt7pXMKIJ&_trkparms=pageci%3D1bb244a2-3ecb-4458-8b2b-05e59cc2ad9b%2Cparentrq%3D000512261570aa11b399a0b8fff8307a%2Ciid%3D1%2Cobjectid%3D171223 8. A lanyard. @lauren_h_mann / Via Twitter: @lauren_h_mann At least for the the five minutes a day when it's not round your neck. 9. And a huge bunch of keys. @angry_fish / Via Twitter: @angry_fish For all the locked cupboards in the classroom. 10. Stickers. @BabyyyBex / Via Twitter: @BabyyyBex 11. A Christmas card from a student. @dme33 / Via Twitter: @dme33 Whatever time of year it is. 12. A precious USB stick. @radio_coco / Via Twitter: @radio_coco Which you could NEVER lose. 13. A badge you got from a conference. @swandagger / Via Twitter: @swandagger 14. And random union branded items. NASUWT / Via nasuwt.org.uk 15. An item confiscated from a student. @Chuck__Dragon / Via Twitter: @Chuck__Dragon Almost certainly something cool. 16. And a confiscated note. @PawnSacrifice / Via Twitter: @PawnSacrifice 17. An emergency chocolate bar. @Naninana007 / Via Twitter: @Naninana007 For those days (every day) when you don’t have time to eat lunch. 18. And an emergency breakfast. @maggieavis11 / Via Twitter: @maggieavis11 19. Loads of hand sanitiser. @Teacher_Tales1 / Via Twitter: @Teacher_Tales1 Because you're desperate to avoid those school germs. 20. At least one packet of throat lozenges, slightly stuck to the bottom of your bag. @AlanaAltman / Via Twitter: @AlanaAltman 21. And of course, a shitload of tissues. @juliannarosee_ / Via Twitter: @juliannarosee_ Because you always seem to have a cold.