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Your office keyboard is literally a den of filth.
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Even fancy Apple keyboards cannot escape the gross dirt.
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And the outside of your laptop is probably pretty grim.
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Computer mice are genuinely disgusting.
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Even if the top looks OK, the underside of your mouse is a literal grime trap.
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And your mousemat is probably worse.
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But at least it's not AN ACTUAL OFFICE MOUSE.
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If you've got past that gross nastiness, then perhaps you might fancy a cup of coffee from the office kitchen?
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Oh no wait the office coffee pot is also fucking grim.
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Maybe have some tea instead?
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Give it a nice stir with that one brown teaspoon that seems to be in every office.
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But be sure to just put it next to the sink when you're done.
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Perhaps add some milk OH MY GOD THE MILK THE MILK.
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No, it's probably time to add that milk to your office's shameful never-ending trash mountain.
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But don’t worry if you spill anything, the office carpets are sure to absorb it.
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Perhaps you fancy a snack. How about some lunch from the back of the fridge?
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Nope, it's time to go back to your gross desk.
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Now go to the bathroom and wash your hands.
