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18 Pictures That Prove Offices Are The Grossest Places On Earth

You'll never want to eat lunch at your desk ever again.

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1. Your office keyboard is literally a den of filth.

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2. Even fancy Apple keyboards cannot escape the gross dirt.

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3. And the outside of your laptop is probably pretty grim.

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4. Computer mice are genuinely disgusting.

All your hand germs on that mouse. All the time.
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All your hand germs on that mouse. All the time.

5. Even if the top looks OK, the underside of your mouse is a literal grime trap.

*gags*
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*gags*

6. And your mousemat is probably worse.

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7. But at least it's not AN ACTUAL OFFICE MOUSE.

This is what happens when you drop crumbs around, people.
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This is what happens when you drop crumbs around, people.

8. If you've got past that gross nastiness, then perhaps you might fancy a cup of coffee from the office kitchen?

We all know that one person who has a mug like this on their desk.
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We all know that one person who has a mug like this on their desk.

9. Oh no wait the office coffee pot is also fucking grim.

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10. Maybe have some tea instead?

So damp. So cold. So grim.
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So damp. So cold. So grim.

11. Give it a nice stir with that one brown teaspoon that seems to be in every office.

12. But be sure to just put it next to the sink when you're done.

No need to wash it up, someone else will do it for you. Probably.
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No need to wash it up, someone else will do it for you. Probably.

13. Perhaps add some milk OH MY GOD THE MILK THE MILK.

14. No, it's probably time to add that milk to your office's shameful never-ending trash mountain.

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15. But don’t worry if you spill anything, the office carpets are sure to absorb it.

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16. Perhaps you fancy a snack. How about some lunch from the back of the fridge?

Why do people even DO THIS?
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Why do people even DO THIS?

17. Nope, it's time to go back to your gross desk.

Tidy. Up.
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Tidy. Up.

18. Now go to the bathroom and wash your hands.

Or maybe not.
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Or maybe not.