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17 Pictures That Prove British TV Is Diverse As Fuck

One woman, one person of colour, half a dozen white men.

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1. British TV is so inclusive these days: You will find one woman and one person of colour on almost every panel show.

One of each + six white men. Inclusiveness.
BBC

One of each + six white men. Inclusiveness.

2. There can never be more than one.

That would ruin everything.
BBC

That would ruin everything.

3. Great to see so many different white men represented here, though it's a shame there are no blonde men.

Note the inclusion of a paisley shirt to up the ~diversity quota~ of the show.
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Note the inclusion of a paisley shirt to up the ~diversity quota~ of the show.

4. In the front row we have two bald heads, two grey suits, two blue shirts, three white men. That's diversity, people!

But don't let these wonderfully diverse men distract you from the woman and the person of colour standing in the back row. They are there too.
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But don't let these wonderfully diverse men distract you from the woman and the person of colour standing in the back row. They are there too.

5. The white men must go at the front so we don't miss them.

It would be terrible if someone thought there were no white men on the show.
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It would be terrible if someone thought there were no white men on the show.

6. There's definitely no more room in this photo for any more women or people of colour.

Which is a shame because we've heard they are quite funny.
Dave

Which is a shame because we've heard they are quite funny.

7. One woman is amazingly generous for a show about cars, when everyone knows women can't even drive. Thank you for thinking of us.

Although for all we know the Stig could be a woman too.
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Although for all we know the Stig could be a woman too.

8. That man on the left may have long hair, but luckily he doesn't count as another woman.

One. Is. Enough.
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One. Is. Enough.

9. This show has upped its diversity quota with a potato.

There are more white men with beards here than women or people of colour. There are the same number of potatoes here as women and people of colour.
Dave

There are more white men with beards here than women or people of colour. There are the same number of potatoes here as women and people of colour.

10. It takes six whole men to achieve anything near the greatness of Moira Stewart. That is why this line-up makes sense.

H/T to the paisley shirt. Nothing makes us prouder to be British than seeing at least one paisley shirt on every panel show.
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H/T to the paisley shirt. Nothing makes us prouder to be British than seeing at least one paisley shirt on every panel show.

11. One woman. One person of colour. Seven white men.

Seven white men. Seven white men. Seven white men, lest we forget them.
Dave

Seven white men. Seven white men. Seven white men, lest we forget them.

12. There are no people of colour, but there is a woman. Pretty close, guys, well done!

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13. This is a different image to the previous one. Uncanny.

Nice to see paisley shirts represented again, though.
BBC

Nice to see paisley shirts represented again, though.

14. "Have you definitely booked one woman, one person of colour, and five white men for tonight's show? Cool, good to go."

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15. What? This is a totally accurate portrait of gender and racial diversity in modern Britain. That one guy has a beard, and those other guys have floppy shoulder-length hair, one of the guys is bald, one's blonde, and the other one's just an average Joe.

The BBC responding to pressure from the Paisley Shirt Equality Group very well here.
BBC

The BBC responding to pressure from the Paisley Shirt Equality Group very well here.

16. More than one non-white man could upset the rotation of the Earth around its axis. Thank fuck that didn't happen.

Just the one woman here. Having more than one lady on TV at any time could be dangerous.
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Just the one woman here. Having more than one lady on TV at any time could be dangerous.

17. Yet another strong, diverse line-up, which thoughtfully displays the full range of white men to be found in Britain today.

Bravo, everyone. Bravo.
Dave

Bravo, everyone. Bravo.