25 Times Hipster Britain Went Too Damn Far

    We do not need kale candles.

    1. When this man had a terrible time foraging.

    2. When this artisan water that is more expensive than petrol went on sale in Asda.

    @MickeyMcCartney Especially Artisan Water. FFS!

    3. When this guy put tri bars on a fixie bike.

    Only in East London: a fixie with tri-bars.

    4. When this man decided to commute to work on a Penny Farthing while wearing a pith helmet.

    Eithe I have gone back in time or a really crap circus is in town. #london #unicycle

    5. This person who chained up their unicycle in Hackney.

    6. When someone opened a candyfloss shop inside two old telephone boxes.

    Only in Brighton does this happen !

    7. When this woman had a very serious and very real problem.

    8. When someone abandoned a plate of sweet potato fries in Shoreditch.

    Only in Shoreditch would you see an abandoned plate of sweet potato fries

    RIP.

    9. When a man lost his dalmatian-print creeper in east London and put up a missing poster.

    10. When this vegan bondage set was put up for sale in Brighton.

    11. When a removal firm was set up by some bearded bros.

    only in #brighton :) reminds me of @mastbrothers chocolate #beards

    12. When the most hipster latte art of all time happened in Colchester.

    13. When people in east London started selling kale candles.

    Only in Shoreditch would you find a Kale candle for sale

    No that is not a good smell.

    14. When these old jam jars of flowers cost £25.

    15. When someone organised a yoga rave at a church.

    16. When this fancy bread was £6.10.

    17. When this ridiculous restaurant opened.

    18. When someone graffitied "Go Vegan" on a flyer for a "pop-up burger kitchen".

    It's a fucking BBQ, you twats.

    19. When a shop selling crisp sandwiches opened in Keighley.

    20. When this trendy "Pastry Union" tried to ruin a decent pie with QUINOA SALAD.

    This might be the most hipster thing I've ever seen. PIE AND QUINOA.

    21. When this nice casserole was served in a saucepan.

    Chefs: bring us camping stoves, knock a few quid off and we'll heat it up ourselves. Deal? (Pic: @seanddotmedotuk)

    22. And a fry-up got served off a shovel.

    Enjoy your fry-up tomorrow morning, but spare a thought for people who still eat off garden tools. (Pic: @Bassboy73)

    23. When these hipster restaurant trends spread to normal people and a Scotch egg was £6.95 IN A PUB.

    Is this the most expensive scotch egg in Cheshire? The Swan Inn, Tarporley

    24. When even Clarks was corrupted by this trend.

    My new shoes are from the Clarks Artisan range. Presumably hand-made by hipsters on a bearded last.

    25. And even Greggs was not safe from hipsterfication.