Buzz·Posted on 28 Oct 201525 Times Hipster Britain Went Too Damn FarWe do not need kale candles.by Sophie GaddBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When this man had a terrible time foraging. 2. When this artisan water that is more expensive than petrol went on sale in Asda. Stephen Osmotherley @sosmotherley @MickeyMcCartney Especially Artisan Water. FFS! 07:22 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When this guy put tri bars on a fixie bike. Felix Lowe @saddleblaze Only in East London: a fixie with tri-bars. 03:36 PM - 11 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When this man decided to commute to work on a Penny Farthing while wearing a pith helmet. Adrian Pinsent @Filmquotebloke Eithe I have gone back in time or a really crap circus is in town. #london #unicycle 06:05 AM - 02 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This person who chained up their unicycle in Hackney. Amy Gray @amyelizgray Only in #Hackney.... 06:47 AM - 19 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When someone opened a candyfloss shop inside two old telephone boxes. MARKLOVER @marklover2 Only in Brighton does this happen ! 11:09 PM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When this woman had a very serious and very real problem. 8. When someone abandoned a plate of sweet potato fries in Shoreditch. Amelia Bernadette @ameliargh Only in Shoreditch would you see an abandoned plate of sweet potato fries 06:41 PM - 01 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite RIP. 9. When a man lost his dalmatian-print creeper in east London and put up a missing poster. 10. When this vegan bondage set was put up for sale in Brighton. Ella @ellaottaway Only in Brighton 03:54 PM - 27 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When a removal firm was set up by some bearded bros. charlotte-mary @scarlettcharlet only in #brighton :) reminds me of @mastbrothers chocolate #beards 10:19 PM - 16 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When the most hipster latte art of all time happened in Colchester. 13. When people in east London started selling kale candles. Simon Kimber @simoneats Only in Shoreditch would you find a Kale candle for sale 01:53 PM - 25 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite No that is not a good smell. 14. When these old jam jars of flowers cost £25. 15. When someone organised a yoga rave at a church. Paul Hartnoll @paulhartnoll858 Only in Brighton 12:35 AM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. When this fancy bread was £6.10. 17. When this ridiculous restaurant opened. 18. When someone graffitied "Go Vegan" on a flyer for a "pop-up burger kitchen". Michael King @therealkingy Bloody hipsters #eatmeat 06:40 PM - 20 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite It's a fucking BBQ, you twats. 19. When a shop selling crisp sandwiches opened in Keighley. 20. When this trendy "Pastry Union" tried to ruin a decent pie with QUINOA SALAD. Katie @katies94 This might be the most hipster thing I've ever seen. PIE AND QUINOA. 08:32 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. When this nice casserole was served in a saucepan. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Chefs: bring us camping stoves, knock a few quid off and we'll heat it up ourselves. Deal? (Pic: @seanddotmedotuk) 07:22 PM - 24 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. And a fry-up got served off a shovel. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Enjoy your fry-up tomorrow morning, but spare a thought for people who still eat off garden tools. (Pic: @Bassboy73) 06:17 PM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. When these hipster restaurant trends spread to normal people and a Scotch egg was £6.95 IN A PUB. James @mrbancroft79 Is this the most expensive scotch egg in Cheshire? The Swan Inn, Tarporley 11:06 PM - 24 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. When even Clarks was corrupted by this trend. Jane Hill @janehill64 My new shoes are from the Clarks Artisan range. Presumably hand-made by hipsters on a bearded last. 07:51 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. And even Greggs was not safe from hipsterfication. Marina O'Loughlin @MarinaOLoughlin Err... 2/2 #hipsterGreggs 11:05 AM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite