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19 Ridiculous Lies Literally Everyone Told As Kids

"Yeh my boyfriend goes to another school."

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2. "The teacher only told us about this massive science project today."


The truth: I have known about the project for over a month but completely forgot to mention it 'til tonight so I am telling you this now so that you will please help me make it.

3. "Yes, Mum, I have taken the chicken out of the freezer."


The truth: I did not remember to take it out the freezer and I'm now trying to panic-defrost it by running it under the tap and shoving it in the microwave.


10. “There will definitely be parents supervising the party.”

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The truth: By parents I mean someone's slightly dodgy older brother who will sit in another room getting stoned with his mates while we cause absolute carnage.

12. “I’ll go to bed after this TV programme finishes.”

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The truth: This is a complete lie. I am planning to stall going to bed for the next few hours until I wear you down so much you just let me stay up.