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The truth: I am staying at someone else's house but I know you don't trust them so I have created this cover story.

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The truth: It definitely is but I am trying to trick you into buying it for me for Christmas.

","auto_approve":0,"use_preferred":1},"job_29":{"tone":"Friendly","lc_tgt":"pt-br","purpose":"Web","position":"29","custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4066844\",\n \"position\" : \"29\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7253061\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","force":1,"tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/sophiegadd/i-took-the-chicken-out-the-freezer?sub=4066844_7253061 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4066844\",\n \"position\" : \"29\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7253061\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 Ridiculous Lies Literally Everyone Told As Kids","type":"text","lc_src":"en","body_src":"“Yeh my parents let me go to bed whenever I want.”","auto_approve":0,"use_preferred":1},"job_18":{"tone":"Friendly","lc_tgt":"pt-br","purpose":"Web","position":"18","custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4066844\",\n \"position\" : \"18\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7253248\",\n \"field\" : \"description\"\n}\n","force":1,"tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/sophiegadd/i-took-the-chicken-out-the-freezer?sub=4066844_7253248 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4066844\",\n \"position\" : \"18\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7253248\",\n \"field\" : \"description\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 Ridiculous Lies Literally Everyone Told As Kids","type":"text","lc_src":"en","body_src":"

The truth: I ignored it on purpose because I wanted to stay out longer.

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The truth: I have known about the project for over a month but completely forgot to mention it 'til tonight so I am telling you this now so that you will please help me make it.

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The truth: We're probably both to blame. Actually no, he deserved it.

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The truth: I floss when I actually remember, which is usually about a week before I have a dentist appointment.

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The truth: You're a bit of a weird kid and I don't want to tell you that you can't play so I am passing it off to the person who owns this football.

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The truth: I absolutely do not have a boyfriend.

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The truth: I secretly sneaked a load of chocolate out of the kitchen earlier and that is why I can't finish this nice dinner you made, Mum.

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The truth: I did not remember to take it out the freezer and I'm now trying to panic-defrost it by running it under the tap and shoving it in the microwave.

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The truth: This is a complete lie. I am planning to stall going to bed for the next few hours until I wear you down so much you just let me stay up.

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The truth: Obviously I have homework, it's a school day, but I want to watch TV now so I'm going to lie about it and then copy it off someone in class tomorrow.

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The truth: I forgot about it and stayed up watching TV instead.

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The truth: By parents I mean someone's slightly dodgy older brother who will sit in another room getting stoned with his mates while we cause absolute carnage.

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The truth: I have been playing from the second you left the house and can barely see any more.

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The truth: I am lying in bed and am not even close to being ready for school even though my bus gets here in five minutes.

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The truth: My report is in my bag.

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The truth: My bedtime is 10pm and I am telling you this because I want you to think I am cool.

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The truth: Everyone else is not allowed to go but several of the cooler kids in my school are going and this may be my chance to be cool.

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A verdade: Obviamente eu tenho lição de casa, é um dia letivo, mas eu quero ver TV. Então vou mentir agora e copiar de alguém durante a aula amanhã.

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The truth: Obviously I have homework, it's a school day, but I want to watch TV now so I'm going to lie about it and then copy it off someone in class tomorrow.

A verdade: Eu sabia do trabalho há mais de um mês, mas esqueci completamente de mencionar antes dessa noite. Então estou te contando agora para que você por favorzinho me ajude.

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The truth: I have known about the project for over a month but completely forgot to mention it 'til tonight so I am telling you this now so that you will please help me make it.

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A verdade: Eu estou jogando desde o segundo que você saiu de casa e mal consigo enxergar agora.

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The truth: I have been playing from the second you left the house and can barely see any more.

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A verdade: Eu passo fio dental quando eu me lembro, o que geralmente é uma semana antes de uma consulta com o dentista.

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The truth: I floss when I actually remember, which is usually about a week before I have a dentist appointment.

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A verdade: Você é um garoto meio estranho e eu não quero falar que você não pode jogar, então estou passando o peso pra pessoa que é dona dessa bola.

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The truth: You're a bit of a weird kid and I don't want to tell you that you can't play so I am passing it off to the person who owns this football.

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A verdade: Estou deitado na cama e não estou nem perto de estar pronto pra escola mesmo com a perua chegando daqui cinco minutos.

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The truth: I am lying in bed and am not even close to being ready for school even though my bus gets here in five minutes.

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A verdade: Eu ignorei a ligação de propósito porque queria ficar fora de casa mais tempo.

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The truth: I ignored it on purpose because I wanted to stay out longer.

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A verdade: Vou dormir na casa de outra pessoa, mas eu sei que você não confia nela, então criei essa história de fachada.

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The truth: I am staying at someone else's house but I know you don't trust them so I have created this cover story.

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A verdade: E quando eu digo pais eu quero dizer o irmão mais velho meio questionável que vai estar em outro quarto ficando chapado com os amigos dele enquanto a gente derruba a casa.

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The truth: By parents I mean someone's slightly dodgy older brother who will sit in another room getting stoned with his mates while we cause absolute carnage.

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A verdade: Provavelmente a culpa é de nós dois. Na real, não, ele mereceu.

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The truth: We're probably both to blame. Actually no, he deserved it.

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A verdade: Isso é uma mentira descarada. Eu planejo enrolar para ir pra cama pelas próximas horas até eu te cansar tanto que você simplesmente me deixe ficar acordado.

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The truth: This is a complete lie. I am planning to stall going to bed for the next few hours until I wear you down so much you just let me stay up.

A verdade: Meu boletim tá na minha mochila.

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The truth: My report is in my bag.

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A verdade: Nem todo mundo tem permissão pra ir, mas vários garotos populares da escola vão e essa pode ser minha chance de ser popular.

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The truth: Everyone else is not allowed to go but several of the cooler kids in my school are going and this may be my chance to be cool.

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A verdade: Eu esqueci da lição e fiquei até tarde vendo TV.

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The truth: I forgot about it and stayed up watching TV instead.

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A verdade: Definitivamente é caro, mas eu estou tentando te enganar para comprar como meu presente de natal.

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The truth: It definitely is but I am trying to trick you into buying it for me for Christmas.

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A verdade: Eu não tenho namorado.

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The truth: I absolutely do not have a boyfriend.

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A verdade: Eu surrupiei um monte de chocolate da cozinha mais cedo e é por isso que eu não consigo terminar esse ótimo jantar que você preparou, mãe.

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The truth: I secretly sneaked a load of chocolate out of the kitchen earlier and that is why I can't finish this nice dinner you made, Mum.

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19 Ridiculous Lies Literally Everyone Told As Kids

1. "No I don't have any homework, Mum."

2. "The teacher only told us about this massive science project today."

3. "Yes, Mum, I have taken the chicken out of the freezer."

4. "I've only been playing this game for like half an hour."

5. “Yes, I floss every day.”

6. “Sorry, it’s not my game.”

7. “I’m up and dressed.”

8. “Sorry, didn’t see your call, Mum – my phone was off.”

9. “I’m staying at my friend's house.”

10. “There will definitely be parents supervising the party.”

11. “He started it.”

12. “I’ll go to bed after this TV programme finishes.”

13. “No I don’t know when the school reports are coming out.”

14. “Yeh my parents let me go to bed whenever I want.”

15. “Everyone else is allowed to go.”

16. “Sorry my homework is late, I had to go to the dentist/doctor/vet.”

17. “It's not that expensive.”

18. “Yeh my boyfriend/girlfriend goes to another school.”

19. "I didn't snack!"

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