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Seriously, It Is So Fucking Hot In Britain Right Now

Britain: Complains about rainy summer. Also Britain: Complains about warm summer.

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1. So the British summer has finally arrived!

Anyone heard a little rumor about today's weather?? Well I can confirm IT'S GOING TO BE ROASTING!

Oh dear god.

2. And naturally, people cannot cope.

British mentality: "Where's our Summer? Why's it so cold and rainy?" ☔️ One day of Sun... "It's too hot, I can't cope with this heat" ☀️

3. Because it is a British tradition to complain about a rainy summer, and then continue to complain when it gets hot.

I'm from Britain and I will complain about the weather being too cold or too hot until I die

4. There's actually a heatwave and everything!

#heatwave day 1. The country is in ruins. You can cook an egg on a bald man's head. All the children have evaporated. Pigeons are bursting

5. And it is RIDICULOUSLY hot.

This isn't a heatwave, it's a heatpunchintheface

6. Like, really hot.

It looked really hot outside so I went out to see and it was really hot, then I remembered the weather forecast said it would be really hot.

Really hot!

7. Things are getting out of control.

It's so warm, my gran's only wearing one cardigan. #heatwave

8. Dogs have melted.

That awkward moment when it's SO HOT, the dog melts on the carpet! #hottestdayoftheyear

9. Cats can barely cope.

10. Nope, not doing anything today.

11. People are melting.

12. And everyone looks like this.

Everybody at work today! Have a great day everyone! #hottestdayoftheyear

13. Gingers are suffering.

sending out my prayers to all the gingers today who will sadly melt or spontaneously combust. My thoughts are with you #hottestdayoftheyear

14. Basically, everyone is on fire.

Don't go outside. There's a massive fireball in the sky and it's melting everything. #HottestDayOfTheYear

15. Luckily people are coming up with solutions to the heat problem.

**A #heatwave tip** Have all your meetings by the freezers in a service station M&S Food which is statistically the coldest place on earth

16. And are making dramatic changes to their lives in order to cope.

Being so hot that you think about changing into a thinner pair of socks

17. Honestly it's just too much.

It's so hot that my fan needs a fan...

18. Nobody can sleep.

It's TOO HOT. UNABLE to SLEEP, I will NOT be ABLE to FUNCTION PROPERLY and I COULD get FIRED. My LIFE lies in TATTERS and it is ONLY MONDAY.

19. And everyone is facing this dilemma.

Hot weather is nice until ur in bed dying with the quilt over u but refuse to sleep out of it 😊

20. Nobody wants to go to work.

I don't think I can wear smart clothes to work today

21. Honestly, lets just spend the day like this.

Can I spend today like this? 😉 #hottestdayoftheyear #scorchio

22. At least it will probably be over soon anyway.

How to deal with #heatwave: Unbutton jacket Look pained Moan about it Occasionally look at sky & shake head Remember it'll rain again soon