Buzz·Posted on 24 Jun 201521 Times Michael McIntyre Spoke The Absolute TruthI'm absolutely gazeboed.by Sophie GaddBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On Britain: 2. On Google maps: 3. On department stores: View this post on 4. On British weather forecasts: 5. And snow days. View this post on 6. On parenting: 7. On the tube: 8. On being drunk: View this post on 9. On public transport: 10. On posh British baby names: View this post on 11. On Dragons' Den: View this post on 12. On petrol stations: View this post on 13. On pens: View this post on 14. On adulthood: View this post on 15. On your internet history: View this post on 16. On taking photos: View this post on 17. On ageing: View this post on 18. On passwords: View this post on 19. On buying scissors: View this post on 20. On hotel wake up calls: View this post on 21. On your relationship with your phone: