Mitt Romney’s 99 Headline Problems

Mitt Romney’s got 99 problems (but a bitch ain’t one). But “Romney’s Pesky Pooch problem” comes in at #67. (“Romney’s Woman Problem” comes in at #77.) Not sure if this list of headlines says more about Mitt Romney, his campaign or the (lack of) creativity among copy editors at the nations leading news organizations.

Eric Randall at Boston Magazine couldn’t help but notice that the “Politician’s [something] problem” was a fairly easy headline to write and that Mitt Romney seemed to be getting more than his fair share. So in a nod to Jay Z he listed 99 of Mitt Romney’s problem headlines.

There’s several overarching themes to Mitt’s Headline Problem:

1. “Mitt Romney’s 47 percent Problem” – The New Yorker
2. “Romney’s Real 47 Percent Problem” – The Grio
3. “Romney’s 15 Percent Problem” – The Atlantic

Guilt By Association
5. “Romney’s Rush Problem” - Yahoo News
9. “Denial About Mitt Romney’s Bush Problem” - Slate
10. “Mitt Romney’s Trump Problem” - The Daily Beast
11. “Romney’s Palin Problem” - The Daily Beast
12. “Romney’s Santorum Problem” - The Economist
40. “Mitt Romney’s Koch Problem” - The Huffington Post
47. “Romney’s Harry Reid Problem” – The Washington Post

17. “Mitt Romney’s Obamacare Problem” - The American Spectator
18. “Mitt Romney’s Romneycare Problem ” - Investors Business Daily

20. “Mitt Romney’s Ohio Problem” - ABC
23. “Mitt Romney’s Michigan Problem” - Newsweek
25. “Mitt Romney’s Southern Problem” – National Journal
32. “Mitt Romney’s Afghanistan Problem” - The Atlantic
33. “Romney’s China Problem” - Politico
34. “Mitt Romney’s Russia Problem” - Forbes

26. “Mitt Romney’s Big White Problem” - News One
27. “Mitt Romney’s African-American Problem” - BET
28. “Mitt Romney’s Latino Problem” - The Washington Post
77. “Romney’s Woman Problem” – Time
78. “Romney’s Fake Woman Problem” – The Economist

38. “Mitt Romney’s Tax Return Problem” – The Washington Post
48. “Mitt Romney’s Bain Problem” - The Washington Post
51. “Mitt Romney’s ‘rich guy’ problem” – The Washington Post
65. “Romney’s Cadillac Problem” – Fox News

66. “Romney’s Rafalca Problem” – Mother Jones
67. “Romney’s Pesky Pooch Problem” – Bloomberg Businessweek
68. “Mitt Romney’s Seamus problem” – Chicago Reader

71. “Romney’s Mormon Problem” – Los Angeles Times
74. “Romney’s Kosher Problem” – The New Yorker
75. “Mitt Romney’s Evangelical Problem” – The New Yorker

14. “Mitt Romney’s Google Problem” - Mashable
97. “Mitt Romney’s Fake Twitter Follower Problem” - Slate

Et Cetera
63. “Mitt Romney’s ‘Etch-a-Sketch’ Problem” – Chicago Sun Times
80. “Romney’s Weasel Problem” – The New York Times
81. “Mitt Romney’s Big Drug Problem” –
98. “Mitt Romney’s Baked Goods Problem” - Slate

And last but not least…
Mitt Romney has a Mitt Romney Problem
56. “Mitt Romney has a personal problem” – The Washington Post
57. “Mitt Romney’s Empathy Problem” – The New Yorker
58. “Mitt Romney’s Likeability Problem” – Alaska Dispatch
59. “Romney’s relatability problem …” – Los Angeles Times
60. “Romney’s Commander-in-Chief Problem” – Political Wire
82. “Romney’s Authenticity Problem” – National Journal
83. “Mitt Romney’s Character Problem” – The American Prospect
95. “Romney’s Image Problem” – The Wall Street Journal

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