Unbeknownst to some, a 'liberal bias has become the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations.' So the folks over at Conservapedia have decided that it's time for a newer, more conservative translation of the Bible. On deck for the conservative vision of the Holy Scriptures: Removal of "emasculated" terms, the addition of "free market parables" and the exclusion of "liberal passages." They also hope that "a Conservative Bible could become a text for public school courses." That's it fellas -- Just keep bringin' the crazy.