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Adulting: When you eat the crust not because you like it but because you paid for the darned thing.
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16 year old me: I can’t wait to be older being an adult is gonna be so fun adult me:
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so being an adult is just never ending chores?
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Who knew the the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what the fuck to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die
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Being an adult is just finally getting why your mom was upset about stuff when you were a kid.
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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don't want to go in the first place.
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Being an adult is basically taxes, searching for a decent sofa and being generally disappointed.
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Being an adult is basically moaning every fucking day about being tired until the day you die.
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Part of being an adult is discovering "life hacks" that are just things your parents told you to do as a kid "If I empty the dishwasher when it's done, I can just put my dirty dishes in there as soon as I'm finished with them, and then just run in when it gets full! Im a genius"
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Being an adult human is realizing that 90% of the time, the answer to “why do I feel like shit right now” is “drink more water, stupid.”
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Being an adult sounds like a great idea until u realize it mainly consists of being broke, exhausted and having a bad back.
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FINALLY GOT A SHELF FULL OF RANDOM SHIT. THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT IS. JUST BUYING FUCKING SHELVES AND THEN BUYING TINY THINGS TO PUT ON THEM. OVER AND OVER. UNTIL YOU DIE.
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Apparently being an adult means working all day and still not getting to buy what I want.
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pros of being an adult: no one tells you what to do cons of being an adult: no one tells you what to do
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Being an adult is so expensive
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being an adult is just saying “after THIS really big purchase, i swear i’ll start saving” over and over again until you die
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Got absolutely ass blasted with a wave of depression after getting off work today is this what being an adult is?
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the most surprising thing about being an adult is needing a sugar daddy to afford cheese
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Being an adult is 80% paying bills and 20% depriving yourself of anything fun.
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being an adult means getting excited about: -owning a dyson -using towels straight out of the dryer -clearing your email inbox -getting into bed by 9pm
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being an adult means the highlight of your entire day is going home to sleep
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BEING AN ADULT PRO: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner CON: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner
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Being an adult is constantly saying I didn't ask for any of this.
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being an adult sucks because you have to be practical about everything like I almost bought a tiara just because it was pretty would have made me felt like the princess of Genovia but then I realized I should probably save money for things like “rent” or “groceries” instead
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Part of being an adult is realizing everybody over 25 does coke.
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being an adult is 90% stressing about money and 10% spending money you don’t have on treats because you’ve worried a lot this week
