1. Thank you, chef.
2. Mmm, AAA batteries. Yum.
3. "I'll use that as a garnish." —you
4. How is that even possible???
5. Unacceptable.

6. Simplicity is key.

7. Know your food items, Ted.

8. "😱😱😱😱" —you
9. When you watch too many Chopped episodes:
10. Dream big.
11. French toast is NOT a dessert! Wyd?
12. Stress level spiking.
13. WHAT 👏 ARE 👏 YOU 👏 DOING?!?
14. Every time.
15. PLATE IT ALREADY!
