snotface89

Snotface89

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    Snotface89 commented on Give Us Your Tips For Bridesmaids

    Brides forget to eat. Where possible, carry an emergency sandwich. It's a LIFESAVER.

    3/9/2017

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    Snotface89 commented on Give Us Your Tips For Bridesmaids

    If you're with a nervous bride and they start to get panicky, get them to sit down and focus on taking some deep breaths. It'll take them out of fight/flight mode and stop them hyperventilating. Failing that, a quick whiskey should do it (just don't get them smashed).

    3/9/2017

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    Snotface89 commented on Give Us Your Tips For Bridesmaids

    A bridesmaids view is very different to other guests, and even the photographer. I've perfected the art of smuggling an iPhone into a bra to get pictures that nobody else can.

    3/9/2017

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    Snotface89 commented on Give Us Your Tips For Bridesmaids

    You forget as a bridesmaid that you can't carry anything other than a bunch of flowers. Hide a tissue inside your bouquet. You might not need it, but one of you will and it'll stop mascara runs before post-church photos.

    3/9/2017

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    Snotface89 commented on What's The Sexiest Book You Ever Read?

    Lace by Shirley Conran is the ultimate 80's bonkbuster

    1/26/2016

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    Snotface89 commented on If Jeremy Corbyn Ran Your Local Pub

    If Jeremy Corbyn ran your pub, it would go bankrupt after two months. Once the wealthy patrons got fed up of having to pay extra for their drinks so that the rest of the pub could drink more they'd leave. Once they left, there would be a brawl over who should pick up the tab because… 

    8/1/2015

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