If you're with a nervous bride and they start to get panicky, get them to sit down and focus on taking some deep breaths. It'll take them out of fight/flight mode and stop them hyperventilating. Failing that, a quick whiskey should do it (just don't get them smashed).
A bridesmaids view is very different to other guests, and even the photographer. I've perfected the art of smuggling an iPhone into a bra to get pictures that nobody else can.
You forget as a bridesmaid that you can't carry anything other than a bunch of flowers. Hide a tissue inside your bouquet. You might not need it, but one of you will and it'll stop mascara runs before post-church photos.
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