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The Masturbation Survey All Women Need To Take

Ladies is pimps too.

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  1. 1. Do you masturbate?

    Heck yes!
    Heck nope.

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1. Do you masturbate?
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    Heck yes!
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    Heck nope.
  1. 2. What's the average time you spend in one session?

    Under a minute
    Under 5 minutes
    Under 30 minutes
    30 minutes - 1 hour
    Over 1 hour
    Oh man... several hours

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2. What's the average time you spend in one session?
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    Under a minute
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    Under 5 minutes
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    Under 30 minutes
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    30 minutes - 1 hour
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    Over 1 hour
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    Oh man... several hours
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  1. 3. How often do you partake in solo lady time?

    More than once a day
    Once a day
    A few times a week
    Once a week
    Once a month
    A few times a year (special occasions and holidays)

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3. How often do you partake in solo lady time?
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    More than once a day
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    Once a day
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    A few times a week
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    Once a week
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    Once a month
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    A few times a year (special occasions and holidays)
  1. 4. At what age did you start?

    Younger than 10
    10-15
    15-20
    20-25
    25-30
    After 30
    I honestly don't remember

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4. At what age did you start?
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    Younger than 10
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    10-15
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    15-20
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    20-25
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    25-30
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    After 30
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    I honestly don't remember
  1. 5. What's your favorite time of day to paddle the pink canoe?

    First thing in the morning
    Afternoon shift
    Evening alone time
    Whenever the mood strikes me

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5. What's your favorite time of day to paddle the pink canoe?
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    First thing in the morning
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    Afternoon shift
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    Evening alone time
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    Whenever the mood strikes me
  1. 6. Have you ever been caught in the act?

    YES, thanks for reminding me
    NO, and you'll never catch me (loud cackling laughter)

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6. Have you ever been caught in the act?
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    YES, thanks for reminding me
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    NO, and you'll never catch me (loud cackling laughter)
  1. 7. Do you discuss flicking the bean with your friends?

    Yep, where else would I get my tips from?
    Never, it's completely unspoken
    Once or twice, but it was painfully awkward

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7. Do you discuss flicking the bean with your friends?
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    Yep, where else would I get my tips from?
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    Never, it's completely unspoken
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    Once or twice, but it was painfully awkward
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  1. 8. Do you own toys?

    Yes, I enjoy them
    I don't, but I'm super curious
    No, I prefer a more natural and holistic approach

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8. Do you own toys?
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    Yes, I enjoy them
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    I don't, but I'm super curious
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    No, I prefer a more natural and holistic approach
  1. 9. If yes, how often do you use toys?

    A lot, I've got the latest technology
    Whenever I have the time and privacy
    Rarely

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9. If yes, how often do you use toys?
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    A lot, I've got the latest technology
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    Whenever I have the time and privacy
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    Rarely
  1. 10. Do you watch porn while rubbing one out?

    Obviously, nothing like a little film to get things going
    It's not for me
    On occasion, sure

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10. Do you watch porn while rubbing one out?
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    Obviously, nothing like a little film to get things going
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    It's not for me
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    On occasion, sure
  1. 11. Do you name your sex toys?

    Yes, we have a close relationship
    No, don't want things to get too personal

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11. Do you name your sex toys?
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    Yes, we have a close relationship
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    No, don't want things to get too personal
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  1. 12. Have you ever DIY-ed a toy?

    AKA used something that is clearly not a toy... as a toy.

    Yes, desperate times call for some improvisation
    No, that seems like a bad idea

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12. Have you ever DIY-ed a toy?
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    Yes, desperate times call for some improvisation
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    No, that seems like a bad idea
  1. 13. Do you still have that special alone time when you're in a relationship?

    Yes, I do it best
    Yes, but not very often
    No, I'm all set

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13. Do you still have that special alone time when you're in a relationship?
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    Yes, I do it best
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    Yes, but not very often
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    No, I'm all set
  1. 14. If you do, does your significant other know?

    Nope, that's my business
    Sure, it's not a secret

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14. If you do, does your significant other know?
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    Nope, that's my business
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    Sure, it's not a secret
  1. 15. Have you ever masturbated in a public place?

    Like... on an airplane or at the office?

    YEP
    NOPE

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15. Have you ever masturbated in a public place?
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    YEP
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    NOPE
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  1. 16. Do you masturbate while on your period?

    Yes, why not?
    No, never
    Yes, but I would never say it out loud

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16. Do you masturbate while on your period?
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    Yes, why not?
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    No, never
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    Yes, but I would never say it out loud
  1. 17. Have you ever masturbated in front of someone else?

    Yep, I'm into it
    No, that sounds scary
    I never have but I'm open to the idea

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17. Have you ever masturbated in front of someone else?
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    Yep, I'm into it
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    No, that sounds scary
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    I never have but I'm open to the idea
  1. 18. Do you have a preferred position?

    Nope
    Yes, I'm usually on my stomach
    Yes, I'm usually on my back
    Yes, it's complicated; I'd have to show you

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18. Do you have a preferred position?
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    Nope
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    Yes, I'm usually on my stomach
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    Yes, I'm usually on my back
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    Yes, it's complicated; I'd have to show you
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  1. 19. Are you a humper or do you let your hands do the work?

    Humper
    Hands
    ...What?

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19. Are you a humper or do you let your hands do the work?
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    Humper
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    Hands
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    ...What?
  1. 20. Have you ever jilled off while talking on the phone?

    *regardless of whether the person on the other line knew about it.

    Yes
    No

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20. Have you ever jilled off while talking on the phone?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. 21. Are you vocal?

    Yes, when the moment moves me
    No, I'm not a moaner

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21. Are you vocal?
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    Yes, when the moment moves me
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    No, I'm not a moaner
  1. 22. Have you ever had Mr. Shower Head help you out?

    YES, what a helpful friend
    No!

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22. Have you ever had Mr. Shower Head help you out?
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    YES, what a helpful friend
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    No!
  1. 23. Have you ever encountered a dud session?

    *When the finish is just a bit anti-climactic

    Yea, not all orgasms are created equal
    No, I'm usually pretty consistent

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23. Have you ever encountered a dud session?
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    Yea, not all orgasms are created equal
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    No, I'm usually pretty consistent
  1. 24. Do you often have multiple orgasms while masturbating?

    Yes, that's the goal
    Not every time, but often
    Not often

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24. Do you often have multiple orgasms while masturbating?
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    Yes, that's the goal
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    Not every time, but often
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    Not often
  1. 25. Do you prefer:

    Clitoral stimulation
    Vaginal stimulation
    A combination of both

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25. Do you prefer:
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    Clitoral stimulation
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    Vaginal stimulation
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    A combination of both
  1. 26. What's your success rate?

    I always finish, 100% of the time
    I probably reach climax 75% of the time
    It's a toss-up, 50%
    less than 50%

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26. What's your success rate?
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    I always finish, 100% of the time
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    I probably reach climax 75% of the time
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    It's a toss-up, 50%
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    less than 50%
  1. 27. Be honest, is solo time better than sexy times with someone else?

    Solo time, tbh
    Sexy times with someone else around!
    I like it when I get the best of both worlds, duh

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27. Be honest, is solo time better than sexy times with someone else?
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    Solo time, tbh
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    Sexy times with someone else around!
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    I like it when I get the best of both worlds, duh

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