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The Masturbation Survey All Women Need To Take

Ladies is pimps too.

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  1. 1. Do you masturbate?

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    Heck yes!
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    Heck nope.
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1. Do you masturbate?
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    Heck yes!
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    Heck nope.
  1. 2. What's the average time you spend in one session?

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    Under a minute
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    Under 5 minutes
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    Under 30 minutes
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    30 minutes - 1 hour
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    Over 1 hour
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    Oh man... several hours
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2. What's the average time you spend in one session?
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    Under a minute
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    Under 5 minutes
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    Under 30 minutes
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    30 minutes - 1 hour
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    Over 1 hour
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    Oh man... several hours
  1. 3. How often do you partake in solo lady time?

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    More than once a day
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    Once a day
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    A few times a week
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    Once a week
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    Once a month
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    A few times a year (special occasions and holidays)
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3. How often do you partake in solo lady time?
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    More than once a day
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    Once a day
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    A few times a week
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    Once a week
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    Once a month
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    A few times a year (special occasions and holidays)
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  1. 4. At what age did you start?

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    Younger than 10
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    10-15
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    15-20
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    20-25
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    25-30
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    After 30
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    I honestly don't remember
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4. At what age did you start?
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    Younger than 10
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    10-15
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    15-20
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    20-25
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    25-30
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    After 30
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    I honestly don't remember
  1. 5. What's your favorite time of day to paddle the pink canoe?

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    First thing in the morning
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    Afternoon shift
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    Evening alone time
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    Whenever the mood strikes me
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5. What's your favorite time of day to paddle the pink canoe?
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    First thing in the morning
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    Afternoon shift
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    Evening alone time
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    Whenever the mood strikes me
  1. 6. Have you ever been caught in the act?

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    YES, thanks for reminding me
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    NO, and you'll never catch me (loud cackling laughter)
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6. Have you ever been caught in the act?
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    YES, thanks for reminding me
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    NO, and you'll never catch me (loud cackling laughter)
  1. 7. Do you discuss flicking the bean with your friends?

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    Yep, where else would I get my tips from?
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    Never, it's completely unspoken
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    Once or twice, but it was painfully awkward
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7. Do you discuss flicking the bean with your friends?
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    Yep, where else would I get my tips from?
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    Never, it's completely unspoken
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    Once or twice, but it was painfully awkward
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  1. 8. Do you own toys?

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    Yes, I enjoy them
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    I don't, but I'm super curious
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    No, I prefer a more natural and holistic approach
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8. Do you own toys?
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    Yes, I enjoy them
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    I don't, but I'm super curious
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    No, I prefer a more natural and holistic approach
  1. 9. If yes, how often do you use toys?

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    A lot, I've got the latest technology
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    Whenever I have the time and privacy
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    Rarely
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9. If yes, how often do you use toys?
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    A lot, I've got the latest technology
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    Whenever I have the time and privacy
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    Rarely
  1. 10. Do you watch porn while rubbing one out?

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    Obviously, nothing like a little film to get things going
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    It's not for me
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    On occasion, sure
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10. Do you watch porn while rubbing one out?
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    Obviously, nothing like a little film to get things going
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    It's not for me
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    On occasion, sure
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  1. 11. Do you name your sex toys?

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    Yes, we have a close relationship
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    No, don't want things to get too personal
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11. Do you name your sex toys?
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    Yes, we have a close relationship
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    No, don't want things to get too personal
  1. 12. Have you ever DIY-ed a toy?

    AKA used something that is clearly not a toy... as a toy.

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    Yes, desperate times call for some improvisation
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    No, that seems like a bad idea
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12. Have you ever DIY-ed a toy?
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    Yes, desperate times call for some improvisation
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    No, that seems like a bad idea
  1. 13. Do you still have that special alone time when you're in a relationship?

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    Yes, I do it best
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    Yes, but not very often
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    No, I'm all set
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13. Do you still have that special alone time when you're in a relationship?
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    Yes, I do it best
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    Yes, but not very often
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    No, I'm all set
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  1. 14. If you do, does your significant other know?

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    Nope, that's my business
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    Sure, it's not a secret
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14. If you do, does your significant other know?
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    Nope, that's my business
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    Sure, it's not a secret
  1. 15. Have you ever masturbated in a public place?

    Like... on an airplane or at the office?

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    YEP
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    NOPE
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15. Have you ever masturbated in a public place?
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    YEP
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    NOPE
  1. 16. Do you masturbate while on your period?

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    Yes, why not?
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    No, never
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    Yes, but I would never say it out loud
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16. Do you masturbate while on your period?
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    Yes, why not?
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    No, never
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    Yes, but I would never say it out loud
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  1. 17. Have you ever masturbated in front of someone else?

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    Yep, I'm into it
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    No, that sounds scary
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    I never have but I'm open to the idea
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17. Have you ever masturbated in front of someone else?
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    Yep, I'm into it
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    No, that sounds scary
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    I never have but I'm open to the idea
  1. 18. Do you have a preferred position?

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    Nope
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    Yes, I'm usually on my stomach
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    Yes, I'm usually on my back
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    Yes, it's complicated; I'd have to show you
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18. Do you have a preferred position?
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    Nope
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    Yes, I'm usually on my stomach
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    Yes, I'm usually on my back
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    Yes, it's complicated; I'd have to show you
  1. 19. Are you a humper or do you let your hands do the work?

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    Humper
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    Hands
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    ...What?
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19. Are you a humper or do you let your hands do the work?
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    Humper
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    Hands
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    ...What?
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  1. 20. Have you ever jilled off while talking on the phone?

    *regardless of whether the person on the other line knew about it.

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    Yes
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    No
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20. Have you ever jilled off while talking on the phone?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. 21. Are you vocal?

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    Yes, when the moment moves me
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    No, I'm not a moaner
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21. Are you vocal?
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    Yes, when the moment moves me
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    No, I'm not a moaner
  1. 22. Have you ever had Mr. Shower Head help you out?

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    YES, what a helpful friend
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    No!
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22. Have you ever had Mr. Shower Head help you out?
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    YES, what a helpful friend
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    No!
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  1. 23. Have you ever encountered a dud session?

    *When the finish is just a bit anti-climactic

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    Yea, not all orgasms are created equal
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    No, I'm usually pretty consistent
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23. Have you ever encountered a dud session?
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    Yea, not all orgasms are created equal
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    No, I'm usually pretty consistent
  1. 24. Do you often have multiple orgasms while masturbating?

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    Yes, that's the goal
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    Not every time, but often
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    Not often
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24. Do you often have multiple orgasms while masturbating?
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    Yes, that's the goal
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    Not every time, but often
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    Not often
  1. 25. Do you prefer:

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    Clitoral stimulation
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    Vaginal stimulation
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    A combination of both
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25. Do you prefer:
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    Clitoral stimulation
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    Vaginal stimulation
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    A combination of both
  1. 26. What's your success rate?

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    I always finish, 100% of the time
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    I probably reach climax 75% of the time
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    It's a toss-up, 50%
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    less than 50%
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26. What's your success rate?
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    I always finish, 100% of the time
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    I probably reach climax 75% of the time
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    It's a toss-up, 50%
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    less than 50%
  1. 27. Be honest, is solo time better than sexy times with someone else?

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    Solo time, tbh
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    Sexy times with someone else around!
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    I like it when I get the best of both worlds, duh
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27. Be honest, is solo time better than sexy times with someone else?
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    Solo time, tbh
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    Sexy times with someone else around!
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    I like it when I get the best of both worlds, duh