15 Ways "Sex And The City" Lied To Me About Life

How Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte artificially inflated my expectations of society and the road that lies ahead.

1. Taxis will regularly pull up the second I exit my apartment building

2. If I ever get mugged, my shoes will be the first thing to go

3. Post-it notes are a “get out of jail free card” if caught smoking pot in plain sight of a police officer

4. And a female police officer will support my emotional attempts to vandalize public property

5. Alcohol + lunch with an ex = good idea

6. Sleeping with a new man every week is normal, safe… and totally awesome

7. Ugly sex is hot

8. People I don’t want to see are lurking around every New York City corner

9. Writing this one column will allow me to buy $790 shoes

10. One night stands turn into relationships

11. I can have my cake and eat it too

12. My boyfriend and I can share glasses

13. Vivienne Westwood will spontaneously messenger over my wedding dress for free

14. If a man breaks up with me three times, marries someone else, has an affair, then stands me up at the altar… eventually he’ll do a 180, put a shoe on my foot, and become “the one”

15. Miley Cyrus is just a mini-Samantha Jones

turns out, this one may be true

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