Condoms are only 97% effective
Teeth whitener should be left on no longer than the recommended amount of time
The no frills, fail-proof pick up line
How to get a proper spray tan
The importance of Unagi
There's a time and a place for air quotes
A verbatim translation of the quintessential break-up line
The ultimate rock-paper-scissors power play
Never waste time arguing over a moo point
The proper way to curse on primetime
It's okay to need a snuggle buddy sometimes... or all the time
Dance, sing, and run like no one is watching
A self-empowering, positive body image
And though your mother warned you there'd be days like these...
...Moral support is just a DVR click away
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