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    22 Funny, Surreal Moments From Boris Johnson's Twitter Q&A

    "Do you like couscous?"

    Boris Johnson held a Q&A on Tuesday afternoon, and the Mayor of London asked Twitter to ask him anything.

    i just lurve my monthly twitter session ! that and bringing homes jobs growth transport crime down etc #askboris @caitlinhoyle99

    Boris Johnson@MayorofLondon

    i just lurve my monthly twitter session ! that and bringing homes jobs growth transport crime down etc #askboris @caitlinhoyle99

    1:41 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    1. Most people didn't really take it that seriously.

    @MayorofLondon would you like my waffle? #askboris

    Ashley Davies@chilla9697

    @MayorofLondon would you like my waffle? #askboris

    1:43 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. Some people asked how he maintains his glorious mane of floppy hair.

    @MayorofLondon whats your shampoo of choice? #askboris

    Kate Etheridge@KateEtheridge

    @MayorofLondon whats your shampoo of choice? #askboris

    1:44 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. You know, the important things.

    @MayorofLondon #askboris what is the number for your barber? great job.

    Shin Ji Sung@Konichikagawa

    @MayorofLondon #askboris what is the number for your barber? great job.

    2:09 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. Others questioned him about his food choices.

    @MayorofLondon Do you like cous cous? #askboris

    Daniel Bohill@dannybohill

    @MayorofLondon Do you like cous cous? #askboris

    1:43 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    Debby Lewis-Harrison/Debby Lewis-Harrison / Via Twitter: @tonmoy_h

    6.

    @MayorofLondon #askboris do you prefer a Falafel or a Kerfuffle ?

    mark gevaux@theribman

    @MayorofLondon #askboris do you prefer a Falafel or a Kerfuffle ?

    1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7. Cheese? Yes please.

    Natikka/Natikka

    8. And he got asked the age old question too.

    @MayorofLondon would you give up chocolate or cheese? #askboris

    Farhat Raza@farhat8

    @MayorofLondon would you give up chocolate or cheese? #askboris

    2:09 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. Speaking of old age questions.

    @MayorofLondon bum or boobs? #askboris ;)

    JDL@JDLaszlo

    @MayorofLondon bum or boobs? #askboris ;)

    2:07 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10. Meanwhile some people asked if he would join them for a game of table tennis.

    @MayorofLondon want to join me for a game of wiff waff? #askboris

    cap'n cook@riceandwhisky

    @MayorofLondon want to join me for a game of wiff waff? #askboris

    1:49 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. Some people were a little confused though and asked if he had the number of a hitman.

    If there were a bloke I wanted beating up, could you help me out with a phone number? @MayorofLondon #askboris

    Nick Pettigrew@Nick_Pettigrew

    If there were a bloke I wanted beating up, could you help me out with a phone number? @MayorofLondon #askboris

    1:51 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. But others just wanted some advice from the man. Holiday decisions are difficult.

    @MayorofLondon #AskBoris cancun or vegas for spring break? I know its not London related but i just can't decide

    Daniel Zealander@zealander17

    @MayorofLondon #AskBoris cancun or vegas for spring break? I know its not London related but i just can't decide

    1:51 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. There were some who asked if he would have sat on the Iron Throne after the Queen teased fans around the world.

    .@MayorofLondon If you'd been visiting the Game of Thrones set would you have sat on the #IronThrone? #askboris

    Ed Holmes@TeddyCHolmes

    .@MayorofLondon If you'd been visiting the Game of Thrones set would you have sat on the #IronThrone? #askboris

    1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14. And he was asked about his future plans.

    @MayorofLondon is it true you are the seconf coming of jesus #askboris

    Princess Harrold@L0stInTheF0g

    @MayorofLondon is it true you are the seconf coming of jesus #askboris

    1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    @MayorofLondon When is the mothership coming for you? #askboris

    spider@lurkingspider

    @MayorofLondon When is the mothership coming for you?

    #askboris

    1:54 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. He also got questions about train journeys. What's the best way to do my journey home?

    @MayorofLondon I've got to get from Paddington to London Bridge, what's the best tube to get?

    Hugh Moxon@hughbydooby

    @MayorofLondon I've got to get from Paddington to London Bridge, what's the best tube to get?

    1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17. Somewhere between all the important questions, someone proposed to him.

    MarKord/MarKord / Via Twitter: @abby_kolberg

    18. But we were back on to serious matters.

    Boris, if you could be a Kinder Egg, what surprise would you contain? @MayorofLondon #askboris

    Peter Mason@ptrmsn

    Boris, if you could be a Kinder Egg, what surprise would you contain? @MayorofLondon #askboris

    1:25 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19.

    @MayorofLondon Have you just farted? #askboris

    Pete McCarthy@pete_mccarthy

    @MayorofLondon Have you just farted? #askboris

    2:04 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20. And does he have advice for England's manager?

    @MayorofLondon What do you think Roy Hodgson has to do in the aftermath of the World Cup disaster? #askboris

    neilninjahowell@neilninjahowell

    @MayorofLondon What do you think Roy Hodgson has to do in the aftermath of the World Cup disaster? #askboris

    1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21. What about magic powers. What would Boris do then?!

    @MayorofLondon if you had three lives would you use one to see you lost all your rings like sonic? #askboris

    RatMasterOfCunning@van_Gaston

    @MayorofLondon if you had three lives would you use one to see you lost all your rings like sonic? #askboris

    1:53 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22. And finally, someone asked the question to which everyone wants an answer.

    @MayorofLondon Any chance of being able to have a beer after 2am without going to Fabric? #askboris

    Ronan Fitzgerald@rmkf

    @MayorofLondon Any chance of being able to have a beer after 2am without going to Fabric? #askboris

    1:56 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite