18 Everyday Problems Only Muslims Will Understand

But is it halal?

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1. You've prayed for something really unnecessary at one point in your life – and then immediately felt guilty afterwards.

Looked everywhere and couldnt find my cd player... I start praying salatul Asr.. Boom, i remember where it is! Smh #MuslimProblems

Mohammad Z@Moweezy91

Looked everywhere and couldnt find my cd player... I start praying salatul Asr.. Boom, i remember where it is! Smh #MuslimProblems

10:50 PM - 21 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. You spend your bank holidays in bed, watching various series on Netflix.

Another holiday talked about all over my timeline I don't celebrate lol #muslimproblems

Luca Brasi ♈@A1_Mujic

Another holiday talked about all over my timeline I don't celebrate lol #muslimproblems

04:01 PM - 20 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Especially since everyone is busy hanging out with their families.

When you ask your friends to hang out on Sunday and they tell you it's Easter. #muslimproblems

shutupzainab@zainabsyedaa

When you ask your friends to hang out on Sunday and they tell you it's Easter. #muslimproblems

09:07 PM - 17 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Which also means you probably don't get presents during Christmas and Easter.

My dad has just asked me if I wanted a Christmas egg......... #MuslimProblems

Zahraa@zahraaxxo

My dad has just asked me if I wanted a Christmas egg......... #MuslimProblems 🌚

08:07 PM - 19 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Oh, and when you’re on holiday, you mess up your sleeping pattern, which leaves you asking serious questions.

Wait. Fajr is in two hours. I should just stay up. If I go to sleep now, I won't be able to wake up in 2 hours. #MuslimProblems

Mushtaq@dualeroda

Wait. Fajr is in two hours. I should just stay up. If I go to sleep now, I won't be able to wake up in 2 hours. #MuslimProblems

07:57 AM - 17 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Speaking of praying, don't pretend that you've never lost attention for a second and forgotten where you are.

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7. You *love* the idea of brunch but the best things on the menu are never halal, which severely limits your options.

Breakfast menus would be so much more appealing if 99% of the menu didn't consist of bacon and/or pork. #MuslimProblems

Bellal@bellalamerkhail

Breakfast menus would be so much more appealing if 99% of the menu didn't consist of bacon and/or pork. #MuslimProblems

06:28 AM - 17 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Here’s another thing: You often get asked really stupid questions.

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9. Really stupid questions.

#MuslimProblems - When its raining and ur using a brolly then someones like why do u need it u got a scarf like say my scarf is waterproof

cba@_amaldontcxre

#MuslimProblems - When its raining and ur using a brolly then someones like why do u need it u got a scarf like say my scarf is waterproof

03:17 AM - 23 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Really, really, really stupid questions.

#MuslimProblems "OMG so like u don't eat or drink for A WHOLE MONTHH????? But like u can drink water right???!!!!"

Zahra@zahra_313

#MuslimProblems "OMG so like u don't eat or drink for A WHOLE MONTHH????? But like u can drink water right???!!!!"

01:43 AM - 23 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. You've accidentally eaten something before you've realised you're fasting at least once in your life.

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12. You know someone with an unfortunate name.

13. Whenever a popular franchise comes to your town, the first thing you do is check its front door in case it's halal. Just in case.

Lol #MuslimProblems “@neeshadass You don't even know how excited Zara got when she found out Pizza Hut was halal..... ”

Zaihira Khan@ZaihirasMemoirs

Lol #MuslimProblems “@neeshadass You don't even know how excited Zara got when she found out Pizza Hut was halal..... 😂”

02:34 AM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Especially if it’s Nandos.

kmt why is Kensal Rise nandos not halal? #NotImpressed

15. You've also experienced the occasional awkward moment – particularly in airports.

Explaining to your friends why you walked into the toilet with a full bottle of water and walked out with an empty one #MuslimProblems

Judas@MostWantedLoser

Explaining to your friends why you walked into the toilet with a full bottle of water and walked out with an empty one

#MuslimProblems

02:06 AM - 23 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. If you weren't Muslim, you'd have zero idea what gelatine was. But as it turns out, it's in all the sweets you want to eat but can't.

#MuslimProblems *eating sweets* 'I swear they have gelatine!' Me:

Confucius@Nabil_Ghaffer

#MuslimProblems

*eating sweets*

'I swear they have gelatine!'

Me:

01:51 AM - 23 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. One more thing: You can sometimes fall behind on new songs, or an entire pop culture phenomenon. What the hell is normcore, anyway?

Shots just came on this youtube playlist and I thought it was about gun violence. #MuslimProblems

Sana Saeed@SanaSaeed

Shots just came on this youtube playlist and I thought it was about gun violence. #MuslimProblems

08:38 AM - 9 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. And finally, you're almost certainly familiar with people mispronouncing your name.

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