1. It's an emotional moment.
2. Scotland faces its biggest decision since 1707.
3. It's a pretty shitty time to be 10,000 miles from home.
4. Time for a Wee Dram.
5. According to the internet, the Ayes have it – the nation is covered in YES slogans.
6. Even from 10,000 miles away undecided Scots are scared of this Royal Marine.
7. There are a bewildering number of questions: is the No campaign really so invisible?
8. Are these people really in Scotland? (Breaking: they're in Edinburgh, so they're probably English).
9. Does anyone believe what anyone else is saying?!
10. Have the BRITISH Broadcasting Corporation really come off the fence? There's that Marine again.
11. Are people really marching on the BBC demanding a new series of Hamish Macbeth?
12. HOW THE FUCK have bankers become trustworthy again for the first time since 2008?
13. Have The Scottish Sun been on the Buckie?
14. Does anyone in Scotland actually read the trolling Sunday Telegraph?
15. How come Judge Dredd has a say and the Scottish diaspora don't?
16. With the polls so close HOW THE HELL CAN ONLY ONE PAPER have backed Yes?
17. If half of Scotland is mightly pissed off by the media coverage is this an improvement on the status quo?
18. Is this election going to be swung by those determined to avoid Westminster's porn filter?
19. Do people really believe that Kate's pregnancy has been engineered by the Royals to keep Scotland on board?
20. Will people fall for the desperate promises of Westminster politicians?
21. How will Scotland defend itself without nuclear submarines?
22. Is it really going to be so hard to move to a separate currency?
23. It's a no brainer right? Or a yes brainer. How can a simple Yes/No be so complicated?
24. You know things are up in the air when even The Sun is confused.
25. Without access to the "Biased Broadcasting Corporation", this is what passes for political analysis.
26. Pretty spot on mind you Rusty.
27. Somethings make no sense so far from home. Like ASDA & John Lewis: what did you do?!
28. Panda obsession? IDK?!
29. It's going to be long night without Tennents on draught.
Good luck Scotland from your mates at BuzzFeedOz!
Anyone know anywhere in Australia with Tennents on draught?
