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33 Bizarre Facts That Prove Australia Is Batshit Insane

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1. A box jellyfish sting can lead to cardiovascular collapse and death within minutes, making it the most venomous creature on Earth.

Paul Sutherland / AAP

2. Far North Queensland's rainforests host a neurotoxic stinging tree that feels "like being burnt with hot acid and electrocuted at the same time", causing months of excruciating pain.

3. Despite being the size of a $2 coin, Irukandji venom is 100 times more potent than cobra venom.

AAP / WA Department of Parks and Wildlife

4. Giant thunder birds (Dromornithidae) roamed Australia as recently as 15,000 years ago.

5. Every year someone loses an eye to one of Australia's most dangerous predators: the magpie.

Via imgur.com

6. Australia's cyclones were originally named after politicians a weatherman disliked: As a result, he was able to report that the pollies were “causing great distress” or “wandering aimlessly about the Pacific".

7. The world's largest cattle station at 24,000 square kilometres, Anna Creek Station in South Australia is bigger than Israel.

8. If Australia's biggest electoral district Durack was a country it would be the 19th largest on Earth. At 1,587,758 square kilometres, Durak is bigger than France, Germany, and Spain combined.

9. The 14,500-kilometre-long (9,000 miles) Highway 1 is the world's longest national highway. If you drove 10 hours a day, averaging 100 kilometres per hour, it would take at least two weeks to circumnavigate Australia.

10. Australia has 10,685 beaches. You could visit a new beach every day for more than 29 years.

Tourism Queensland

11. There are officially 65,486 Jedi in Australia (including Jedi Knights, Padawan, and Sith Lords) making Jedi the 18th biggest religion.

Star Wars / 20th Century Fox

12. In 2013, a feral pig stole 18 beers from campers, got drunk, and started a fight with a cow.

Main Roads, WA / AAP

13. Rum was the main currency in colonial Australia. When Gov. William Bligh tried to end the army officers' monopoly in 1808, his government was overthrown in the only coup in Australian history.

14. Bushranger Moondyne Joe escaped jail so many times the government built a special cell to hold him. The governor said: "If you get out again, I'll forgive you." He escaped, and was released when captured.

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15. Twenty-four rabbits released in Victoria in 1859 grew to a population of 10 billion in less than 70 years.

16. Built to keep Australia's native dog away from sheep, the 5,500-kilometre Dingo Fence is the longest fence on Earth.

Roman Dzioba / Via tgjc.blogspot.com.au

17. In World War II, a kelpie dog named Gunner had hearing so acute he could warn air force personnel of incoming Japanese planes 20 minutes before they arrived.

18. Prime Minister Harold Holt disappeared while swimming in 1967 and was never found. Australia named a swimming pool after him.

The Australian / Via trove.nla.gov.au

19. In 1970 a dispute between a farming family and the government led to the family declaring independence and creating the Principality of Hutt River.

20. When Burger King arrived in Australia in 1971 it was forced to change its name to Hungry Jack's because a takeaway joint in Adelaide had already trademarked the name.

Source: Where's the Beef? Why Burger King Is Hungry Jack's in Australia and Other Complications in Building a Global Franchise Brand", Northwestern Journal of International Law and Business, 2008
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Source: Where's the Beef? Why Burger King Is Hungry Jack's in Australia and Other Complications in Building a Global Franchise Brand", Northwestern Journal of International Law and Business, 2008

21. When the Skylab space station crashed near Esperance, Western Australia, in 1979, the town's council issued NASA a $400 fine for littering, which was never paid.

Science & Society Picture / Getty Images

22. In 1979 police battled 4,000 rioters in Newcastle angry at the closure of the city's Star Hotel pub.

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Newcastle Morning Herald

23. Weird Al Yankovic's "Eat It" hit the top of Australia's charts in 1984, while Michael Jackson's original "Beat It" only reached No. 3.

"Weird Al" Yankovic / Scotti Brothers Records

24. In 1992 media tycoon Kerry Packer cancelled new show Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos half an hour into its first episode, demanding, "Get this shit off my station!"

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Nine Network

25. Issued as Australian legal tender, the most valuable coin in the world is a $1 million coin made by Perth Mint, which weights one tonne and is 99.99% pure gold. It is actually worth almost $52 million ($40.8 million USD).

26. The last 24 members of a species of giant stick insect were found under a bush on Ball's Pyramid off Lord Howe Island in 2001, 80 years after the last sighting.

27. The size of a human hand, the bugs are known as "tree lobsters" because of their hard exoskeleton.

Rod Morris / Via npr.org

28. In 2012 an episode of Peppa Pig was deemed unsuitable for broadcast in Australia because it said that spiders were not to be feared.

Peppa Pig / ABC

29. While Australia has the world's most venomous spiders, there have been actually been zero spider bite-related fatalities since 1979.

Michael Doe / Flickr: mickdoe

30. Australia's yellow-bellied three-toed skink is currently evolving from egg laying to live births.

Rebecca A. Pyles / Via news.nationalgeographic.com

31. Australia has an owl so large it hunts and eats possums, and is called the powerful owl.

Duncan Fraser / Via Twitter: @katharinetace

32. Australia's second most dangerous creature is the European honey bee, which 1–2% of the population is allergic to. It kills more people than sharks on average.

Graham Wise / Creative Commons / Flickr: 108308648@N03

33. There is a place in Western Australia where space is closer than the nearest town.