Pete Davidson Joked About His Dating Life On "SNL" And Yes, I Laughed

"When I [date a famous woman], the world wants to punch me in the throat."

Last night, Pete Davidson appeared on "Weekend Update" during Saturday Night Live.

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He made a bunch of random, hilarious jokes, some of which were about Colin Jost and fiancée Scarlett Johansson.

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"I can only picture you having sex missionary, ya know? But like, I picture it a lot," Pete added later.

When Colin asked Pete if he was dating anyone, Pete responded, "Yeah, and it's not fair Colin."

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"You get to date a famous woman and everyone's delighted," Pete said to Colin. "But when I do it, the world wants to punch me in the throat."

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Live footage of Pete minding his business, walking around NYC:

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"What'd I do? I mean, if I'm your type of guy that your daughter, OR MOTHER, is into, then trust me, I'm the best case scenario. There are a million guys who look like me and I'm the only one with a job."

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"It's like, me or Tyga," he concluded.

Since 2018, the 26-year-old has been linked to Cazzie David, Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Margaret Qualley.

Chris Franjola @ChrisFranjola

It seems dating Pete Davidson is the new jury duty, eventually we're all going to have to do it.

11:31 PM - 17 Oct 2019

He's currently dating 18-year-old model Kaia Gerber.

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You can read more of Pete's thoughts on his love life and why he feels so many people want to date him, here.

Love and let love, I guess?

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