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    Updated on Dec 22, 2019. Posted on Dec 22, 2019

    Pete Davidson Joked About His Dating Life On "SNL" And Yes, I Laughed

    "When I [date a famous woman], the world wants to punch me in the throat."

    Last night, Pete Davidson appeared on "Weekend Update" during Saturday Night Live.

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    He made a bunch of random, hilarious jokes, some of which were about Colin Jost and fiancée Scarlett Johansson.

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    "I can only picture you having sex missionary, ya know? But like, I picture it a lot," Pete added later.

    When Colin asked Pete if he was dating anyone, Pete responded, "Yeah, and it's not fair Colin."

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    "You get to date a famous woman and everyone's delighted," Pete said to Colin. "But when I do it, the world wants to punch me in the throat."

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    Live footage of Pete minding his business, walking around NYC:

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    "What'd I do? I mean, if I'm your type of guy that your daughter, OR MOTHER, is into, then trust me, I'm the best case scenario. There are a million guys who look like me and I'm the only one with a job."

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    "It's like, me or Tyga," he concluded.

    Since 2018, the 26-year-old has been linked to Cazzie David, Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Margaret Qualley.

    It seems dating Pete Davidson is the new jury duty, eventually we're all going to have to do it.

    He's currently dating 18-year-old model Kaia Gerber.

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    You can read more of Pete's thoughts on his love life and why he feels so many people want to date him, here.

    Love and let love, I guess?

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