Because, sometimes, Halloween happens in the office
Because Monday-Thursday are just so “uuuhhhhh.”
Because sometimes you just need a lil cute in your work routine!
The kinds of co-workers you hope call out sick.
Unlike other phonies, the Oracle is 100% accurate.
You already deal with enough characters in your office.
Because you’d rather be anywhere but the office.
I mustache you for a word in my office. Actually, I’ll shave it for later.
“My dog ate my homework” has nothing on these BS excuses!
And by worst we mean best (with the exception of #3)
For the crafty procrastinator in all of us.
The things that irritate you all day long.