The Office Supply Personality Oracle

Unlike other phonies, the Oracle is 100% accurate.

Based on your office supply preference, The Omniscient Oracle of Shoplet.com can tell you everything about your personality.

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Just pick your favorite office supply and the all-knowing Omniscient Oracle of Shoplet.com , will tell you things about yourself that you never knew before!

1. The Stapler.

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You are loyal. Once you are connected to someone- be it friend or partner- it takes a lot to make you give up on that relationship. Further, you form these bonds quickly and easily- you are certainly not a loner. On the other hand you can have a short temper and do not hold back from throwing some piercing and hurtful words when upset.

2. The Paperclip.

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When you’re not at the party, everyone notices. You’re funky, hilarious, and have a fabulous, all-around “people-person” personality. Your fashion sense illuminates your eclectic taste—not everyone can pull off the edgy, posh outfits you sport on a daily basis. You might have some weird, “far-out” opinions and beliefs, but you’re never totally “set” in your ways. Actually, you’re very receptive to new and interesting perspectives—so long as they originate from an intelligent source. In other words, you’re not into loony, conspiratorial stuff. People admire your ability to both indulge in both complex, intellectual matters and celebrity gossip. You don’t take yourself that seriously, which is why everyone love you.

3. The Erasable Pen.

You are comfortable in just about any situation—or, at least, that’s what you hope everyone thinks of you. A bit insecure, you blush a bunch and fumble over your words when confronted by obscure situations. Sometimes you feel as though you’d rather be alone, cultivating your skills and learning more about your interests. But, as soon as you feel comfortable with your surroundings, you are known to be welcoming, bright, and totally down to for new adventures. Some advice: stop worrying about what others think of you and start just being “you”! Because, really, deep down, you’re such a catch.

4. The Eraser.

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You are lighthearted and whimsical. You aren't worried about sticking to deadlines and getting it right the first time. You take the road less traveled and make sure to make it fun. In the end, any setback is just a learning opportunity. Always ready to forgive and forget, you believe in do-overs and second chances.

5. Paper.

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The most laidback of office supplies, you prefer not to cause a fuss. You'd rather lean back and watch things happen. You are very flexible and can settle into any situation. You know the key to happiness is to turn your lemons into lemonades. That said, you aren’t about to just roll over. If people are careless with your feelings, you know how to discreetly leave a cut that stings.

6. The Post-It.

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Cheerful and busy, you are known for your enthusiasm. You always have a hundred things going on and you like it that way. Sometimes you can be a little disorganized, but you like to call it an “organized mess.” You are too busy with all your projects, friends, and having fun to worry about little problems and messes- and that’s why you are the life of the party!

7. The Pencil.

You are a doer. Creative, imaginative, even brilliant- you are always developing new ideas, theories, or projects. Whether your preferred field is art, crafts, math, or science, you are never satisfied to simply lean back and watch things happen. You are inspired and you will make your dreams a reality.

8. White-Out.

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You are neat and organized. You will admit that, maybe sometimes, you’re a little obsessive at keeping your space clean. After all, how can you get anything done with mess and clutter? Further, you are always pleasant and polite. Maybe sometimes you like to sweep dirty little secrets under the rug; but that’s just because you appreciate peace.

9. The Pen.

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You are confident and informed. Never one to be caught off guard, you are always anticipating your next move. A natural born leader, you excel when challenged by stressful situations. Although, you may not immediately have all the answers, you maintain your composure and appear to be fearless when dealing with problems. You are sometimes apprehensive to share your inner feelings and are very hard on yourself when it comes to failure. Some advice: release your penned up frustration and embrace your inner eraser (aka wild child).

Who are your enemies & soulmates?

Find out who your enemies and soulmates are in Part 2: The Office Supply Personality Oracle - Enemies & Soulmates!