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We Need To Talk About How Gross Ranch On Pizza Is

So. Much. Nope.

Look at this pizza. It's a beautiful pizza, right?

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And look at these pizzas. Yummmmm.

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So can someone please tell me why the fuck someone would ruin such a perfect food with RANCH?

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Ranch tastes like feet that have been bathing in milk for three days straight.

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AND it looks like a bird crapped all over your pizza.

NO. NO. NO.

WHY?

WHAT IS THIS SOUP SHIT?!?!?!

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

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Just say no, kids.

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TL;DR: Pizza is perfect on its own. It is delicious. It is delightful. No need to drown it in a puddle of ill-tasting liquid hell that belongs on a salad.

OK, let's figure this out once and for all...

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