What Lazy Costume Should You Wear For Halloween?
You don't mind investing in a tutu and a crown, so being the Tooth Fairy is the perfect option for you. Just throw on a white shirt and go around throwing fake money at kids. Easy, right?
A dirty shirt, some fake glasses, even draw on a beard if you want. People will think you're funny with minimal effort. Just try not to be a dick to people with outfits from — gasp — Party City.
You know you have some cat ears lying around from last year, might as well be a repeat offender. So what if it's expected? It's easy and de-stresses your life. Meow.
See, you're not yourself — you're your twin! That's a thing, right? Fuck, you're lazy.
Take a sheet, twist it into a toga and call it a day. You don't have time for this bullshit.
Pros: You get to be anonymous, you can eat as much as you want and not have to suck in, and you don't have to do your hair or makeup. Cons: None, really.