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A Definitive Ranking Of The Kardashian Family's Khristmas Kards

Merry Khristmas and a bronzer-filled new year.

13. Jurassic Park

Apparently, this dinosaur is actually a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. In our defense, it does kind of look like Reptar.

12. Darkness Falls

Sorry, we were so blinded by all that beautiful junk in Khloé's trunk that we incorrectly identified Bruce's daughter as Leah instead of Casey.

11. The Motorcycle Diaries

10. Miracle on 34th Street

9. Red Dawn

8. The Big Wedding

7. Gosford Park

6. Bonfire of the Vanities

5. The Ring

4. The Godfather

3. The Three Musketeers

2. White Christmas

1. Blade Runner

OK... Merry Christmas?

Does this mean, "Happy New Year?"

I guess "peace and blessings" to all, right?

He knows something. HE KNOWS.